Queen of Evil

          ‘ is that right ? ‘  a brow  QUIRKS  as she leans against the wall, a little concerned about the fact that this strange - very strange - woman is straddling her motorcycle .   ‘ see, that’s not how this shit works . ‘  she’s amused though, lips pulling into a smirk .  out of all the things she expected to be doing today, this wasn’t one of them .  ‘ i think you better get off there and put down that big looking umbrella of yours, sweetheart .  you could take somebody’s eye out with that . ‘  is she scared this woman is gonna steal her bike ? yes .  is she going to make a move to stop her ? probably not .  all she can do is talk her out of it .  ‘ come on, love .  the fun is over now . ‘ 

“I want to try it, and I will. Mind to join me, love? It would be a shame if I get confused and your baby -- well. How many millions did it cost you?”

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How interested they are in having sex with them: How much they would pay (or have to be paid) to have sex with them:  If they would rather bottom or top them: How good they think they would be: If they’d prefer kitchen counter, wall, or shower sex with them: If they’d fuck, have sex, or make love:  If they were going to make it a threesome, the third person they’d pick: If they think there’s ever a possibility that it would happen:

“Settle down, you’re safe now.” “Who hurt you? WHAT hurt you?” “I don’t know what it was that attacked me.” “Did you see what they looked like?” “Please, help me. I’m hurt.” “All I remember are teeth and a whole lot of pain.” “I was sure I was going to die.” “I would be dead if you hadn’t found me.” “What the hell was that thing?!” “Oh god, please don’t be dead. Please don’t be dead.” “I don’t want to think what would have happened if you didn’t show up.” “Do you have any idea what did this to you?” “Was it an animal? A person?” “It all happened so fast.” “Stop screaming, I’m not the one who hurt you!” “You’ll be alright, just calm down and tell me what happened.” “I’m so sorry this happened to you.” “I’m not sure it was even human.” “That looks like it hurt.” “Help is coming. Just stay calm.” “Don’t just stand there, help me!” “You’re lucky I came by when I did, or else you’d be dead.” “You shouldn’t be out here alone.” “Wh-where am I? What happened to me?” “You never know what might be prowling around out here.” “Why would anyone want to attack you?” “Hey, can you hear me? Are you alright?” “A-am I going to die?” “We have to go before it comes back!” “I don’t even know why it left me alive.” “I-I need a doctor. Please.” “Damn, it looks like you pissed off a grizzly bear.” “It was you. You did this to me!” “Do you think it’ll come back?” “I-I didn’t get a good look at it.” “It’s okay, I’ll help you. Just don’t try to move.” “How do you know so much about monsters?” “You need to learn how to protect yourself.” “Honestly, it’s a miracle you weren’t torn to shreds.” “I don’t think I’ve ever been so scared in my life.” “You’re not going to die. I’ll make sure of it.” “Whatever happens to me, make sure the one who did this pays the price.”

the look of pure love ™ on her face just kills me every time please stab me with a plastic fork 

“I swear one of these days I’m going to kill Gavin.”

Wasn’t that a nice thought.

Ashildr was caught more than a little off guard by the voice, “Could we not just have this conversation in person?” She questioned. “And since when do I have a nickname?”

'Oh, since a long while. You just didn't have access to my thoughts until now, but now you know.' She thought clearly. Indeed it took her some effort to reach her, but she finally did. Which was a clear improvement: at least that way she had some sort of fun until a guard showed up looking to be murdered. She sighed and kept thinking clearly. 'I miss him.' And her too, sort of. But she already knew that she supposed --which was a bit mortifying.