Season Life Session 4
Featuring:
Me, @blueishspace, Blue. He/Him. 32 hearts. πππ
@a-sociopath-do-your-research Oli/Verse/Lee (Xe/Void/It) 27.5 hearts. πππ
@bendy8me, Bendy. (She/Her) 29 hearts. πππ
@juno0n, Juno. (She/Her) 32.5 hearts. πππ
@raeistrying, Rae. (She/They/It) 31 hearts. πππ
@silverorchideon, Orchid. (He/They) 34 hearts. ππ
@communistcatboi, Catboi. (He/They) 30 hearts. πππ
@theblackglitch, Glitch. (She/Her) 30 hearts. ππ
@crimsonflock, Crimson. (He/It). 34 hearts. πππ
@twisttea, Twisttea. (She/Her). 24 hearts. πππ.
@thatlonelygirl07, Manu. (She/Her). 30 hearts. πππ
@lizzlylou, Liz. (They/Them). 31 hearts. πππ.
@thatoneloudintrovert, Flora. (She/Her). 31 hearts. πππ.
@not-ready-for-gaster, Bee. (She/They) 18 hearts. πππ.
@frostywisp, Fros.(They/Them) 27 hearts. πππ.
@the-local-pineapple , Tessa. (She/Her) 34 hearts. πππ.
@spectresharmony, Ari. (She/Her) 32 hearts. πππ.
@astoriagalaxy, Astoria. (All) 29 hearts. πππ.
@craftingelephant, Elephant. (He/Him) 25 hearts. ππ.
@thejade-empress, Jade. (She/Her) 20.5 hearts. πππ.
@rachiecrown, Rachie. (She/Her/Any). 33 hearts. πππ.
The gods discuss. There is unfairness in life, that some have so many hearts above 30 while some are already on yellow.
Plans are made.
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Blue chooses the task from the spring goddess. His task is to only "yes and" during conversations for the whole session.
Oli chooses the task from the summer god. Void's task is to trick a player into losing at least 10 hearts in a dumb way.
Bendy chooses the task from the winter god. Her task places her as the holder of "tag". Orchid and Bee will also play. Who is tagged at the end of the session will fail and will have to reroll for hard at the beginning of session 5.
Juno choses the task from the autumn goddess. Her, Glitch and Astoria are in a competition. Which of them can prove to be best at 3 agreed upon skills will suceed and the other two will fail.
Rae chooses the task from the winter god. Her task is to craft a pair of frost walker diamond boots and to cause damage to another player using nothing but them.
Orchid chooses the task from the winter god. Their task places them as a player of "tag". Bendy and Bee will also play. Who is tagged at the end of the session will fail and will have to reroll for hard at the beginning of session 5.
Catboi chooses the task from the spring goddess. His task is a competition with Rachie to steal the most doors.
Glitch choses the task from the autumn goddess. Her, Juno and Astoria are in a competition. Which of them can prove to be best at 3 agreed upon skills will suceed and the other two will fail.
Crimson chooses the task from the summer god. It's task is to have an imaginary friend without being called out for it. Think: Tango.
Twisttea chooses the task from the autumn goddess. Her task is to craft a disk 5 using the disk shards found in the deep dark and to play it on a jukebox.
Manu chooses the task from the summer god, her task is to answer three given riddles written in the task book. She has the entire session to guess.
Liz chooses the task from the spring goddess. Their task is to fill another player's base with bees and fill that player's chests with honey.
Flora chooses the task from the autumn goddess. Her task is to make sure Elephant does not lose more then five hearts this session.
Bee chooses the task from the winter god. Her task places them as a player of "tag". Bendy and Orchid will also play. Who is tagged at the end of the session will fail and will have to reroll for hard at the beginning of session 5.
Fros chooses the task from the autumn goddess. Their task is to bait a yellow into guessing a wrong task.
Tessa chooses the task from the winter god. Her task is to lose a game of hide and seek against Ari.
Ari chooses the task from the summer god. Her task is to lose a game of hide and seek against Tessa.
Astoria choses the task from the autumn goddess. Them, Juno and Glitch are in a competition. Which of them can prove to be best at 3 agreed upon skills will suceed and the other two will fail.
Elephant chooses the task from the spring goddess. His task is guess at least three other players' tasks.
Jade chooses the task from the winter god. Her task is to speak only in Shakespearian english and nothing else.
Rachie chooses the task from the spring goddess. Her task is a competition with Catboi to steal the most doors.
Ok. Before starting the session... I'm doubling again the chance of very small damage... so expect to take small damage pretty often.
Twisttea and Blue discuss the event of the previous session.
Glitch suffocates while on an horse and loses one heart. (Small damage)
Glitch and Rae hunt for cows together but come up empty.
Oli tricks Flora into falling off a cliff and losing 5 hearts. Not enough for the success.
Manu guesses the wrong answer to her riddle. . . Sorry. That's a fail... Damn
Liz fills Rachie's inventory with light gray stained glass panes.
Fros walks into a horde of zombies and loses 12 hearts.
Juno is shot by a skeleton and loses 2 hearts. (Small damage)
Juno loses 3 hearts to a zombie. (Small damage)
Juno travels to the mines and finds some diamonds.
Astoria starts a list of thing she's good at for their task.
Elephant, Orchid and Tessa stand around a campfire amd play two truths and a lie.
Jade and Bee fish together.
Crimson loses 2.5 hearts to a skeleton. (Small damage)
Crimson choses Bernard to be their imaginary friend.
Ari starts as the seeker for the hide and seek game.
Catboi goes to the nether to mine netherite but gets caught on an explosion and loses 8 hearts.
Bendy explores the nether for a bastion but gets cold feet.
Flora and Catboi bet on who will fail this session's task.
Juno sees Crimson talking to Bernard and is very very confused.
Liz loses 1.5 hearts to drowning. (Low damage)
Liz loses 2 hearts to a drowned. (Low damage)
Liz finds a beehive and begins breeding bees with flowers.
Jade receives a point of favour by the summer god. She will receive half damage from fire and lava.
Rachie builds a tower in the middle of the map.
Twisttea has a creeper explode in her face and loses 8 hearts.
Fros loses 2 hearts to a zombie. (Small damage)
Fros loses 1.5 hearts to a zombie. (Small damage)
Fros and Manu trade materials but Fros is annoyed by Manu's greed.
Glitch builds a wall around her base. (Not again)
Elephant attempts to guess Ari's task but is wrong.
Oli goes and a brewing spree crafting potions for void's team. (Hell yeah)
Tessa tries to be found.
Bee sings to herself.
Bendy tags Orchid, It's Orchid's turn to hunt.
Astoria gets hit off a cliff and loses 5 hearts. (Low damage)
Astoria prepares for the competition, training montage style.
Blue falls in a small lava pit and loses 23 hearts before using a water bucket... Rip.
Rae gets hit by a ghast ball explosion and onky loses 4 hearts. (Low damage)
Rae walks on magma and loses 2 hearts. (Low damage)
Rae is alone and talks to herself out loud out of boredom.
Twisttea loses 2 hearts to an arrow. (Small damage)
Twisttea builds a chicken coop.
Elephant attempts to guess Bendy's task but is unsuccessful.
Fros loses 1.5 hearts to drowning. (Low damage)
Fros searches for the wither skull.
Liz, Blue, Ari and Tessa go into the End to do some... End busting. What. What the fuck are we doing guys?
Astoria, Juno and Glitch compete in their first test of skill. A parkour competition. Juno is victorious.
Rae and Crimson both claim their teams are the best and get angry about it.
Jade gets hit by a spider for 2 hearts. (Low damage)
Jade and Flora get into a fight and Jade hits Flora for 6 hearts.
Catboi falls into a pit of mobs amd loses 12 hearts before escaping.
Orchid and Bee fish together.
Rachie accidentally does what Oli tells them to do. Rachie fails her task.
Manu falls into a ravine and loses 10 hearts.
It's the middle of the session! Nice! Time for the second half of the session!
Blue loses half an heart to a catcus. (Low damage)
Twisttea convinces Blue to go to the deep dark together. (Sl!me??? What????)
Catboi and Bendy play tic tac toe.
Orchid loses 2.5 hearts to a magma cube. (Low damage)
Orchid sets themselves on a fire and loses 12 hearts.
Jade loses half an heart to a 4 block cliff. (Low damage)
Jade loses an heart to a zombie. (Low damage)
Jade starts reciting Rome and Juliet quotes at people.
Flora and Bee find an abandoned base together and both claim it.
Manu loses 2 hearts to a an arrow. (Low damage)
Manu and Juno fish together.
Ari, Tessa and Oli bet on who will go red first. Ari accidentally catches Tessa.
Glitch loses an heart to a spider. (Low damage)
Glitch goes on a quest to mine netherite, they get enough for an ingot but lacks the smithing template.
Rae loses 4 hearts to drowning (low damage)
Rae loses an heart to a spider. (Low damage)
Rae loses 2.5 hearts to a drowned (low damage)
Rae enchants a pair of boots with frost walker.
Fros tricks Elephant into guessing the wrong task, Fros suceed their task.
Liz and Rachie give an offering to the gods... let's see where this will go.
Crimson loses 3 hearts to a spider. (Low damage)
Crimson and Astoria bond and have fun with eachother.
Orchid tags Bendy, it's Bendy's time to hunt.
Manu answers one of the three riddles correctly.
Elephant takes 8 hearts of damage to a wither skeleton but manages to acquire a skeleton head. Flora has failed her task (won't count as her action, she wasn't there)
Astoria, Juno and Glitch take part in the second test of skill. A pve challenge. Juno is victorious.
Crimson takes 2 hearts of damage to a spider. (Small damage)
Crimson takes half an heart to a cactus. (Low damage)
Crimson goes on an adventure to the Nether with Bernard.
Flora and Fros work together to steal from a random base.
Rachie receives a message from the watchers, the message tells her to [REDACTED] (Yes, a special event)
Blue and Twisttea travel to the deep dark. Twisttea is unable to gather the disk and Blue dies in the process. (I'm yellow...the dangers of yes anding)
Oli and Ari argue over favourite animals.
Jade claims an hidden chest containing a wither skeleton head.
Catboi suggests a secret last two alliance to Tessa. Tessa politely refuses, Catboi begins telling other players that Tessa tried to get him in an alliance.
Bee loses 3 hearts to a zombie. (Low damage)
Bee loses 3 hearts to a spider. (Low damage)
Bee, Liz and Rae help eachother with their tasks as best as they can without revealing them.
Tessa accidentally catches Ari. Tessa is winning the game. (Bad for her)
Elephant builds a mob grinder from a natural spawner.
Rachie loots a bastion with minimal damage (3 hearts) and manages to get a smithing template.
Juno loses 3 hearts to drowning. (Low damage)
Juno, Glitch and Astoria participate in the last challenge. A building challenge with Oli as the judge. Void chooses Astoria as the winner.
Orchid loses half an heart to a cactus. (Low damage)
Orchid tags Bee, It's Bee's turn to tag.
Rae deals 7 hearts of damage to Blue by making him fall onto ice... Raeeee haven't I suffered enough?
Jade loses 1.5 hearts to a zombie. (Low damage)
Jade hides a an ominous message under Flora's base. Flora is not happy and chases her out.
Crimson and Fros sail across the map together... Fros worries about Bernard.
Liz gets hit by a spider for 3 hearts. (Low damage)
Liz gets hit by a skeleton for 2 hearts. (Low damage)
Liz builds a statue of themselves...biblical level...pride?
Manu, Catboi, Twisttea and Bendy have a small party at Manu's base.
And that's the end of the session!
Let's look at tasks.
Juno, Glitch and Astoria had no winner of three skills. They all fail.
Bee ended up with the tag. She fails and will have to reroll for hard next session. Orchid and Bendy suceed.
Elephant got hurt, so Flora failed. Elephant did not call out tasks correctly and also failed.
Catboi and Rachie are in a competition and only one may win... we'll need to have the spin indipendently... It is decreed that Catboi wins and Rachie fails.
Tessa caught Ari. So Tessa fails and Ari suceeds.
Blue lost a life to yes anding. He suceeds.
Crimson had Bernard since two sessions ago, I have no doubt that other players thought it normal behaviour for it. Success.
I can't have Oli deal ten hearts to someone here at the end section. Void fails.
Twisttea is not getting to the deep dark at this point. Fail.
Rae suceeded, straight up, Blue will confirm.
Fros also suceeded, ask Elephant.
Let luck decide for Manu, Liz and Jade. Manu fails, Liz fails and Jade suceeds.
Time for hearts!
Blue gifts an heart to Oli.
Oli gifts an heart to no one.
Bendy gifts an heart to Crimson.
Juno gifts an heart to no one.
Rae gifts an heart to Ari.
Orchid gifts an heart to Jade.
Catboi gifts an heart to Tessa.
Glitch gifts an heart to Twisttea.
Crimson gifts an heart to Blue. THANK YOU.
Twisttea gifts an heart to no one.
Manu gifts an heart to no one.
Liz gifts an heart to Manu.
Flora gifts an heart to Glitch.
Bee gifts an heart to Fros.
Fros gifts an heart to Juno.
Tessa gifts an heart to Rae.
Ari gifts an heart to no one.
Astoria gifts an heart to no one.
Elephant gifts an heart to Rachie.
Jade gifts an heart to Orchid.
Rachie gifts an heart to Oli.
And that's session 4!
















