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there is a fine, fine line between being the friend group's "mr. storyteller man" and the pathological liar and at this point i am unable to differentiate between which one i am

anyways wanna hear abt the time i

#shitpost

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at this point i dont even wanna be nonbinary anymore for the gender affirmation whatever, i just wanna be able to cosplay bad bitches while looking less like a dude

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POV my friend in chem

in chem straight up drinking it. By it I mean . Iodine

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YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME THE WORLD DOES NOT DESERVE TO KNOW

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Call me a golden retriever boyfriend the way I die if I eat chocolate

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Recipe for napalm:

1. Put salt in hand

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things i have learned from darkest dungeon:

- overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer

- i should just let myself get super stressed all the time because i have like a 25% chance to lock in

- get leprosy (i become like so strong guys trust)

- gambling is more mentally effective than drinking

- holy lance, duelist advance, holy lance, duelist advance, holy lance, duelist advance

#darkest dungeon

she (stress gained sfx) on my (virtuous) till i "Impressive!"

#darkest dungeon

i need a fuckin cooldown period. 2026 gonna be my year. dont even THINK about making 2025 worth anything

stupid dnd character idea: a character like Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes) or Peacock (Skullgirls) but instead of being an expected bard, they're instead a barbarian

Rage is replaced with smth like Silly idk that transforms your in-hand melee weapon with a huge wooden hammer

#dnd #d&d #dungeons and dragons

pokémon idea: add a 'shuffled' status effect that makes it so that the opponent's battle ui no longer remembers the last turn and every menu opens on a random button so that they can no longer spam A to build Sword's Dance when theres a chance they just open their bag and use a full restore instead by accident like a loser

#pokemon #shitpost #pokémon

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update to dog sees god love: i am writing one of the biggest essays of my life (the EE (extended essay)) on it

#dsg #dog sees god #international baccalaureate

okay but real talk, what the fuck do you even do with the green part in bop it bc i swear that would always be the run ender for me

#bop it #green

i'm pretty trusting, but if you aren't looking around the room in confusion/doing some weird fumbling-around dance when the Cha Cha Slide says to "charlie brown" despite having heard the same direction a million times before then you aren't human

do ppl still use orz anymore. we need more little guys

#please

Its a little silly that people will go out of their way to correct your/you're and it's similar counterpart, there/their/they're, but no one ever corrects its/it's.

Our state of literacy is so low that half the time the grammar jerks make 'it' mistakes as often as the people their correcting make 'you' mistakes

#english

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someone PLEASE tell me the Dog Meets God/God Sees God fandom isnt dead i just stumbled upon it now and i love it with every ounce of being it is a new hyperfixation recently realized and i want to rant about how Van is HOT

#dog sees god #dog meets god #???#i couldve sworn it was called dog meets god and thats what i initially searched bc a friend recommended it to me #but tbh dog sees god makes more sense bc palindromes are cool

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the ship of theseus wikipedia article in 2003. 20 years later, after 1792 total edits, 0% of its original phrasing remains. (x)

#took me like 5 mins to realize the irony and/or the bit here

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