captain of the best team ever

NOO NOT ANOTHER SIGHTING i need to be more careful

CAT HERE!!! i’ve picked jean’s phone from his prone, lifeless fingers because the world needs to know that he spent the last five minutes staring at this in muted agony. i don’t think he was even blinking. he didn’t say anything when i took his phone

OMG CAT! tell him to breathe and take him on a walk??

i handed him a glass of water!!! so far he’s just looking at it but at least he hasn’t dropped it :D

This is Jean. Catalina stole my phone when I was not looking. She is lying, I have never seen this picture before. I was out on a run. Or perhaps I was asleep. Or perhaps I was otherwise engaged. Either way, I did not do any of what she claimed I did. I blink a reasonable amount that is no more or less than any other person. Do not believe her.

UWGDUEHEJWHW i mean i'm not against signing the magazine.......

Was I not enough?

you always were :(

you

No? I am not Jeremy?

you are like bambi. no parents. small. skittish.

No parents and small? Pot meet kettle

go FUCK yourself

Ha. Also, I am not small.

Everywhere?

What?

are you not small everywhere? follow up questions can Jeremy answer for you

I do not understand. And fine, I will let @the-jeremy-knocks take over from here.

jean is a very tall man with large hands and a shoe size of 11, yes

What have I ever done to you? @the-jeremy-knocks tell them I am not a pingouin.

sorry jean but thats you to a t

he's adorablee please tell me when you decide on a name

blue is so perfect i love that for him