Jeremy Knox's imaginary friend

I might be a cardboard dog cutout, but one thing I know is that it's barking mad to blame cult survivors for you not enjoying book canon??????? 🤔

I'm gonna barkbalize you right back punk

whine

What is wrong my love my light my god my everything what pains your delicate soul that was carefully crafted by the highest lord above what troubles your golden self with a heart purer than the water from the clearest spring atop the mountain for whatever it is I shall work without rest until it is fixed, barkbark von barkenstein.

The Prado museum denied me access to their super secret data (spoiler they haven't done any super secret lab analysis and are ashamed), Getty institute has unusable old data, although they are very excited about my project (which I need fkn data for from them if it is to make any kind of sense), the French are ignoring my emails (typical) and my only hope right now is Japan. So far only Berlin gave me any useful documentation of any kind I am at my LIMIT.

If Jeremy doesn’t get a dog by the end of the next book then what’s the point?

Am I a joke to you.

Sorry sir I take it back

Bark! ❤️

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Funny how Shakespeare has been silent since this banger dropped

I apologise bark bark von barkenstein but in my defence....it was funny

cant believe a cardboard dog threatened to block and report me

You deserved it!!!!!!!!!! This was very mature and reasonable of me! Now someone pat me on the head please and thank you. 😊

i'm patting you on the head rn barbark

Bark bark! ❤️💛

More pats for you Mister B

Woof! 😊💗