Ramblings of an Ecchi Mama

“Why would you stop in hell?” has changed my brain chemistry

Lean into the funny idiot archetype so that when you’re unexpectedly hypercompetent at something they give you The Look where you can see them reexamine their entire perception of you in confusion, respect and no small amount of fear, and when you keep playing funny idiot they will be forever wary of you. Let them find out, incidentally, that the jester keeps a knife under his hat, and never figure out how to deal with that because they won’t abandon their boxes.

I wish more than anything that readers would just learn how to be kind to fandom authors.

There was an update - if you’re able to help this project, please, do!

edit: yes you CAN commission to get one of these if you wanna, dm me about it

the commission fee is like 40 bucks CAD (which is like 32 bucks US) and yes, I DO include a handwritten recipe card for paprika hendl and wax seal the envelope

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

YOU CANNOT JUST SAY THAT AND NOT PROVIDE A VIDEO

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