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Ivory! Gonna kick your ass and look cute doing it 🏳️‍⚧️ 16 y/o ♿ (pokemon irl blog, blanket unreality warning)

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Hey I'm Ivory, she/they

I'm a student at the Uva Academy in Paldea, and I would say I'm a pretty good trainer, i'm not like officially champion level, but that's more cause I've never taken the Champion Assessment than anything else.

I really like steel types, and while I do make a bit of an effort to run a steel type team, sometimes I do use other types for various reasons, like I just think they're neat or whatever

My current team at the moment:

Pixel, my Tinkaton she's amazing even if she's a bit of a gremlin

Raven, my Corviknight he's a real sweetheart

Queen, my Kingambit she's sadly got a bit of an ego cause I nicknamed her Queen

Speed, my Revavroom she's real excitable, always speeding around

Warrior, my Lucario he's a hothead if we're being really, always wanting to fight

that's my main usual team, but i've got some others

ooc stuff:

hey i'm Emilya 20+ she/her, i like and follow from a different blog, @iamparadoxic99

i also run @grass-types-more-like-loml, as well as @wandering-dojo , and @garchomping-at-the-bit, so you can check those out if you're following me here and not there

This is a pokemon irl blog, so a general unreality blanket warning for all posts

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so good news, i can go back to crutches rather then being wheelchair bound, but also i like how fast i can go with a reveraroom attached to it. so might use it more often than i did previously, considering before i had to actually roll my own wheels and like I could do it, but zooming fast without that is cooler.

oh it's over for all of you, i've figure out how to do this, on the one hand this was a pain to figure out

on the other hand, pimk like pixel.....

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If Arceus didn't want to be fistfought he wouldn't have created me

Confession #130

the-iron-trainer

I didn't write this, but me 100%

I'm ready to throw down with arceus whenever

#i will smack it.. them? [pronoun] with my crutches and run [pronoun] over with my wheelchair >:]

pokeblr-confessions

I legit cannot tell if the ground-type-and-rock-types-should-be-classified-as-the-same-thing debate is an actual thing or a joke, but if it isn't i have to raise one to either counter it or raise a new debate: Water-types and Ice-types should be classified as the same thing if we use the same logic. Ice is just cold water.

Confession #124

the-iron-trainer

now I see you there, but this is very important to listen carefully, you're wrong there, very wrong

#entlited to your opinion yes #but still wrong

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caoimhe-from-hoenn

🏩 @notatinkaton asked

wgghy did I get beat up by a giant furry donphan

A giant furry what????? Donphan don't have fur???

Surely it was something else???

Either way did you provoke it? If not then you probably upset the guy somehow and it decided to communicate that with the old one-two

There are a bunch of reasons but since idk what the fuck that pokemon is i cant speculate

Get well soon and take your medicine

i was a le to get a pciture

caoimhe-from-hoenn

THAT'S NOT A FUCKING DONPHAN

OR A MAMOSWINE

tell me were you in the FUCKING PALDEA HOLE

wghat the FUCK is a pladea hole

caoimhe-from-hoenn

Big hole in the middle of paldea, filled with massive freaks of nature

Including that "donphan"

the-iron-trainer

uhh you know, that doesn't look like the inside of the crater ngl, more like the desert that's Cascarrafa right next to if i'm being honest

caoimhe-from-hoenn

Point stands, there is a horrific creature outside of the crater HOW DID IT GET THERE

the-iron-trainer

maybe it was baby and somehow got out there long long ago, and has since grown up to be strong creature of pure muscle

caoimhe-from-hoenn

Maybe?? But how did it STAY UNDETECTED

the-iron-trainer

fuck if i know man, people saw it and were like it'll just leave it alone?

mydewottwantstofightme

More importantly it doesn’t look furry why did you say it’s furry?

the-iron-trainer

maybe it is and you can't tell from this picture idk

caoimhe-from-hoenn

🏩 @notatinkaton asked

wgghy did I get beat up by a giant furry donphan

A giant furry what????? Donphan don't have fur???

Surely it was something else???

Either way did you provoke it? If not then you probably upset the guy somehow and it decided to communicate that with the old one-two

There are a bunch of reasons but since idk what the fuck that pokemon is i cant speculate

Get well soon and take your medicine

i was a le to get a pciture

caoimhe-from-hoenn

THAT'S NOT A FUCKING DONPHAN

OR A MAMOSWINE

tell me were you in the FUCKING PALDEA HOLE

wghat the FUCK is a pladea hole

caoimhe-from-hoenn

Big hole in the middle of paldea, filled with massive freaks of nature

Including that "donphan"

the-iron-trainer

uhh you know, that doesn't look like the inside of the crater ngl, more like the desert that's Cascarrafa right next to if i'm being honest

caoimhe-from-hoenn

Point stands, there is a horrific creature outside of the crater HOW DID IT GET THERE

the-iron-trainer

maybe it was baby and somehow got out there long long ago, and has since grown up to be strong creature of pure muscle

caoimhe-from-hoenn

Maybe?? But how did it STAY UNDETECTED

the-iron-trainer

fuck if i know man, people saw it and were like it'll just leave it alone?

caoimhe-from-hoenn

🏩 @notatinkaton asked

wgghy did I get beat up by a giant furry donphan

A giant furry what????? Donphan don't have fur???

Surely it was something else???

Either way did you provoke it? If not then you probably upset the guy somehow and it decided to communicate that with the old one-two

There are a bunch of reasons but since idk what the fuck that pokemon is i cant speculate

Get well soon and take your medicine

i was a le to get a pciture

caoimhe-from-hoenn

THAT'S NOT A FUCKING DONPHAN

OR A MAMOSWINE

tell me were you in the FUCKING PALDEA HOLE

wghat the FUCK is a pladea hole

caoimhe-from-hoenn

Big hole in the middle of paldea, filled with massive freaks of nature

Including that "donphan"

the-iron-trainer

uhh you know, that doesn't look like the inside of the crater ngl, more like the desert that's Cascarrafa right next to if i'm being honest

caoimhe-from-hoenn

Point stands, there is a horrific creature outside of the crater HOW DID IT GET THERE

the-iron-trainer

maybe it was baby and somehow got out there long long ago, and has since grown up to be strong creature of pure muscle

caoimhe-from-hoenn

🏩 @notatinkaton asked

wgghy did I get beat up by a giant furry donphan

A giant furry what????? Donphan don't have fur???

Surely it was something else???

Either way did you provoke it? If not then you probably upset the guy somehow and it decided to communicate that with the old one-two

There are a bunch of reasons but since idk what the fuck that pokemon is i cant speculate

Get well soon and take your medicine

i was a le to get a pciture

caoimhe-from-hoenn

THAT'S NOT A FUCKING DONPHAN

OR A MAMOSWINE

tell me were you in the FUCKING PALDEA HOLE

wghat the FUCK is a pladea hole

caoimhe-from-hoenn

Big hole in the middle of paldea, filled with massive freaks of nature

Including that "donphan"

the-iron-trainer

uhh you know, that doesn't look like the inside of the crater ngl, more like the desert that's Cascarrafa right next to if i'm being honest

the-iron-trainer

VICTORY~

[picture of Ivory, a tiny girl in an Uva academy uniform, with messy pink hair, and a very large grin on her face, sitting in a wheelchair with a dark pink blanket thrown across her lap, as well as a pair of googles on, which from the angle that the picture was taken you can see a revaroom hooked up to it]

I have so much power now

Now good news and bad news, raven can technically carry me, speed and the chair if he's flapping his wings for lift off, but for gliding stuff... Well not really, too heavy even for him and his powerful corviknight wing muscles. So no gliding for me, but I still have very fast chair now :3c

cyrillian-rhythm

The fastest wheelchair known to man.

the-iron-trainer

the very fastest! and it's mine! mine!!!

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the-iron-trainer

VICTORY~

[picture of Ivory, a tiny girl in an Uva academy uniform, with messy pink hair, and a very large grin on her face, sitting in a wheelchair with a dark pink blanket thrown across her lap, as well as a pair of googles on, which from the angle that the picture was taken you can see a revaroom hooked up to it]

I have so much power now

Now good news and bad news, raven can technically carry me, speed and the chair if he's flapping his wings for lift off, but for gliding stuff... Well not really, too heavy even for him and his powerful corviknight wing muscles. So no gliding for me, but I still have very fast chair now :3c

the-iron-trainer

oh right, @professor-devious you wanted to know what I got it this thing made, the guy I got into doing this works fast once I manged to get them working on it :3

professor-devious

unfortunate that the gliding thing didn't work out, but now no one will ever beat you in tag

Also, that is genuinely one of the coolest things ever

the-iron-trainer

i will be unstoppable! :]

professor-devious

they will never know what hit them

the-iron-trainer

ubyahisdjna yeah

the-iron-trainer

VICTORY~

[picture of Ivory, a tiny girl in an Uva academy uniform, with messy pink hair, and a very large grin on her face, sitting in a wheelchair with a dark pink blanket thrown across her lap, as well as a pair of googles on, which from the angle that the picture was taken you can see a revaroom hooked up to it]

I have so much power now

Now good news and bad news, raven can technically carry me, speed and the chair if he's flapping his wings for lift off, but for gliding stuff... Well not really, too heavy even for him and his powerful corviknight wing muscles. So no gliding for me, but I still have very fast chair now :3c

the-iron-trainer

oh right, @professor-devious you wanted to know what I got it this thing made, the guy I got into doing this works fast once I manged to get them working on it :3

professor-devious

unfortunate that the gliding thing didn't work out, but now no one will ever beat you in tag

Also, that is genuinely one of the coolest things ever

the-iron-trainer

i will be unstoppable! :]

the-iron-trainer

VICTORY~

[picture of Ivory, a tiny girl in an Uva academy uniform, with messy pink hair, and a very large grin on her face, sitting in a wheelchair with a dark pink blanket thrown across her lap, as well as a pair of googles on, which from the angle that the picture was taken you can see a revaroom hooked up to it]

I have so much power now

Now good news and bad news, raven can technically carry me, speed and the chair if he's flapping his wings for lift off, but for gliding stuff... Well not really, too heavy even for him and his powerful corviknight wing muscles. So no gliding for me, but I still have very fast chair now :3c

the-iron-trainer

anyways I'm gonna be speeding around for the next couple of hours :3c

the-iron-trainer

VICTORY~

[picture of Ivory, a tiny girl in an Uva academy uniform, with messy pink hair, and a very large grin on her face, sitting in a wheelchair with a dark pink blanket thrown across her lap, as well as a pair of googles on, which from the angle that the picture was taken you can see a revaroom hooked up to it]

I have so much power now

Now good news and bad news, raven can technically carry me, speed and the chair if he's flapping his wings for lift off, but for gliding stuff... Well not really, too heavy even for him and his powerful corviknight wing muscles. So no gliding for me, but I still have very fast chair now :3c

the-iron-trainer

oh right, @professor-devious you wanted to know what I got it this thing made, the guy I got into doing this works fast once I manged to get them working on it :3

VICTORY~

[picture of Ivory, a tiny girl in an Uva academy uniform, with messy pink hair, and a very large grin on her face, sitting in a wheelchair with a dark pink blanket thrown across her lap, as well as a pair of googles on, which from the angle that the picture was taken you can see a revaroom hooked up to it]

I have so much power now

Now good news and bad news, raven can technically carry me, speed and the chair if he's flapping his wings for lift off, but for gliding stuff... Well not really, too heavy even for him and his powerful corviknight wing muscles. So no gliding for me, but I still have very fast chair now :3c

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the-iron-trainer

I've been told that I should not try and soop up my wheelchair with a varoom or a revavroom to make it be able to go insanely fast

now I've got no clue how to do that, and some people I know know how to do so aren't telling me

so guess I have to listen to responsible adults this time :/

professor-devious

those people are cowards and do not know how to have a good time

the-iron-trainer

right??? The last time I was in a revavroom driven wheelchair, it was so much fun. Though that time I was just being pulled along rather than it being in my actual chair

but yeah, it'd be so powerful if I had this, and speed is like basically volunteering to drive me along

professor-devious

and you could slap a glider or smth and fly around like its mario kart

you could go so fast too

the-iron-trainer

omg, fuck yeah

just drive off like the cliff, or it is more a platoue? doesn't matter, around Alfornada and head off for wacky adventures...

this can only go well if it happened

professor-devious

I will need to be notified once this glorious creation is made

the-iron-trainer

o7, will do

I'm gonna give the people I know who know how to do revavoom engine some of the most pathetic looks I can muster

girl i’m adulting so hard right now. DO NOT DRIVE OFF A FUCKING CLIFF! get that revavroom, (that sounds fun actually), but DON’T DRIVE OFF A CLIFF?! like, they usually actually like pushing things around (or pulling them), but they are HEAVY and no glider in this world will carry you.

PS: obligatory warning cause i cannot not be warning about poison type dangers: do not inhale revavroom exhaust, that is not good for your lungs, your health and probably your life. also they aren’t fire types, but they can be very hot to the touch. be careful when petting them.

the-iron-trainer

yeah that's why I'll try and get someone to put Speed behind rather than in the front of the chair, and if no glider would work well... I might just ask Raven if he think can carry me, Speed, and my chair all at the same time as a makeshift glider

Inside of me are two Lycanrock.

The daylight form says “oh my fucking god be careful don’t do this it’s way too dangerous you will DIE”

the night form says: “this sounds like so much fun”

so the dusk form says: “please try if Raven can lift you BEFORE you jump off a cliff. and think VERY WELL before you jump OFF A FUCKING CLIFF”

please be careful. for real. i don’t want you to die. If you wanna speed around with the revavroom and maybe break another leg or an arm or whatever, thats a risk you gotta calculate, but jumping off a cliff? please don’t.

the-iron-trainer

Raven could so lift me and my old chair before, it's just the additional of Speed and such for this new chair that's in question

And I have never broken a single one of my bones ever, i'm so invincible

the-iron-trainer

fuck yeah!! This one person whom was I knew from team star was cracked under the power of my very pathetic looks! They aren't like an expert or anything on this, but they understand the basic idea of how to do so!

Horray for old friends :]

#this was a bit ago ngl #i just forget to post this after it happened cause someone was trying to adult me

the-iron-trainer

I've been told that I should not try and soop up my wheelchair with a varoom or a revavroom to make it be able to go insanely fast

now I've got no clue how to do that, and some people I know know how to do so aren't telling me

so guess I have to listen to responsible adults this time :/

professor-devious

those people are cowards and do not know how to have a good time

the-iron-trainer

right??? The last time I was in a revavroom driven wheelchair, it was so much fun. Though that time I was just being pulled along rather than it being in my actual chair

but yeah, it'd be so powerful if I had this, and speed is like basically volunteering to drive me along

professor-devious

and you could slap a glider or smth and fly around like its mario kart

you could go so fast too

the-iron-trainer

omg, fuck yeah

just drive off like the cliff, or it is more a platoue? doesn't matter, around Alfornada and head off for wacky adventures...

this can only go well if it happened

professor-devious

I will need to be notified once this glorious creation is made

the-iron-trainer

o7, will do

I'm gonna give the people I know who know how to do revavoom engine some of the most pathetic looks I can muster

girl i’m adulting so hard right now. DO NOT DRIVE OFF A FUCKING CLIFF! get that revavroom, (that sounds fun actually), but DON’T DRIVE OFF A CLIFF?! like, they usually actually like pushing things around (or pulling them), but they are HEAVY and no glider in this world will carry you.

PS: obligatory warning cause i cannot not be warning about poison type dangers: do not inhale revavroom exhaust, that is not good for your lungs, your health and probably your life. also they aren’t fire types, but they can be very hot to the touch. be careful when petting them.

the-iron-trainer

yeah that's why I'll try and get someone to put Speed behind rather than in the front of the chair, and if no glider would work well... I might just ask Raven if he think can carry me, Speed, and my chair all at the same time as a makeshift glider

Inside of me are two Lycanrock.

The daylight form says “oh my fucking god be careful don’t do this it’s way too dangerous you will DIE”

the night form says: “this sounds like so much fun”

so the dusk form says: “please try if Raven can lift you BEFORE you jump off a cliff. and think VERY WELL before you jump OFF A FUCKING CLIFF”

please be careful. for real. i don’t want you to die. If you wanna speed around with the revavroom and maybe break another leg or an arm or whatever, thats a risk you gotta calculate, but jumping off a cliff? please don’t.

the-iron-trainer

Raven could so lift me and my old chair before, it's just the additional of Speed and such for this new chair that's in question

And I have never broken a single one of my bones ever, i'm so invincible

#ooc: this is a lie she has broken several bones before #just not recently though

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