The Rhythm of the Falling Rain

Every day on this site I have to see capybaras living my dream and it hurts me that I am not with them

I was like "hmm I wonder what animal she's setting this up for...?" and then I saw the orange slices and I was like "omg it's gonna be capys I just know it" and then I was like "YES BRING ON THE CAPYS"

everybody moved

always reblog

Never not reblog

sorry my bulge is so squeezable and fat it's literally not my fault *runs away crying, jiggle physics activating*

Guys I just realized they meant there’s a city in Texas called Ding Dong. I thought the people at GoGurt were really like, “DING DONG! WAKE UP SHEEPLE. BIG GOVERNMENT DOESN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW. TEXAS IS REAL. LOOK IT UP. GET THIS TO THE PEOPLE.” Like some big exec at Yoplait is ready to lose his life over exposing a national secret through the medium of childrens’ yogurt snack tubes.

nobody really drops anvils that make people have funny birds and stars spin around their head anymore… they should do start doing that again

So true, btw can you stand on this x over here? I think there’s buried treasure under there

treasure? YIPPEE!!! (starts digging!!!!!)

THOUSAND ENERGY BEAMS ATTACK

I love this genre of tumblr posts that’s basically the online equivalent of playing power rangers on the playground

checking on my friend's flat tomorrow (he's on holiday), should I take nudes in his bed y/n

wake up besties new back breaking coal labor dropped

Is this the high speed rail everyone’s talking about?

This would make you horny every time you get on a coal-powered train

welcome to The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom! here’s your first piece of equipment, a gay little skirt for your gay little ass