the illemonate

So Johnny Storm really flew out of the Earth’s atmosphere to grasp onto Silver Surfer’s board (that he thought may or may not be apart of her body) to have a moment with her? Then he ignored the warnings of the Fantastic Four, flew along side her, just to ask her what that moment meant?? Then pieced together her language from 25 recorded messages and learned it to better communicate with her??? What a flirt omg

Wow my chips are lapped. Can someone foot me the lapstick?

Wish I could hear my own voicemails to other people just in case I need to change my number and move to a different country

I’m taking three summer courses (because I hate myself apparently), and to finish the homework and take an exam for one of the them, I was going to have to cancel plans I made with my best friend so I just dropped the class instead

I can’t say “since when” normally anymore. It’s either in the tone of Chris Hemsworth or Maya Hawke as Robin Buckley

I’ve seen a lot of intellectual, well thought out essays on this subject but I think I’ve finally figured it out; the difference between the Avengers and the Thunderbolts is that I liked the Avengers a normal amount

I love how confused Bucky sounded when he said “Plan?” because the two people he has worked closest with in his life were just winging it (pun intended) the entire time

My brother just asked me what had me so smiley while looking at my phone…how do I explain to this man that I was rewatching an eleven year old interview of Captain America: The Winter Soldier with Anthony Mackie and Sebastian Stan?

It must be some universal law that Bucky Barnes gets the coolest entrance imaginable in every movie/show he’s in

started thinking about Anakin and Obi-Wan’s fight scene and literally began tearing up in the middle of a hallway at uni what’s wrong with me

I’ve faced more peer pressure in college from career fairs than I have ever with drugs