Leonard: Does this sound familiar? I’d love to go shoe shopping with you. Hiking? It’s great. It’s two a.m., of course I want to go to Korea Town and sing karaoke with your friends. Who wouldn’t? Penny: Okay, we were going out. You were going to get sex anyway. Leonard: Really? You would have slept with me after a three-hour documentary on dams? Penny: No. No woman would. Leonard: See? Now, that’s the great thing. We’re out as friends. This is not a date. Sex is off the table. So, let’s go learn why hydroelectric power might not be the environmental bargain you think it is. Sorry. Spoiler alert. Penny: All right, fine. Leonard: Thanks. Tickets are eleven bucks. Not a date.
5.9 The Ornithophobia Diffusion











