Your Friendly Neighborhood Mom Friend

My sister: hey I’m going to make freezer cookies do you want some

Me: bröther ŃØ we must always c o n s e r v e the pre-made parcels of power ~deliciousness~

My sister: dude Girl Scout cookie season comes soon

History/Social Studies

AP Human Geography (HUG/HUGE)

I need an AP HUG

HUGE pain in my ass

AP US History

APUSH me off a cliff

Andrew Jackson Fan Club

Trail of Tears

AP World History

AP World of Pain

In the YOOphrates river

Change and continuity of my sanity over time

AP Government and Politics

AP partisanship

conCERNED CITIZENS

the birds work for the bourgeoisie

AP Comparative Government and Politics

Why America is better

Why America is trash

AP European History

AP prejudice

AP eurocentrism

Science

AP Biology

AP mitochondria studies

med school prep

AP Chemistry

Organic Chemistry lite

The catalyst of my depression

eNsLaVeD mOiStUrE

AP Environmental Science

Not an AP

AP Computer Science A

Hey do you like java

Our anxiety is a recursive function

AP Ay what’s going on

AP logic

Math

AP Statistics

Not Calculus

AP Graphs, Numbers, and Lines

AP Calculus AB/BC

We’re better than stat

AP Algebra

AP Suicide

1 person knows what we’re doing

AP who did the homework

Foreign Languages

AP French Language and Culture

Je ne comprende pas

Qu’est ce que le français?

Je vous mourir

Le baguette choisit le magicien, monsieur potter

AP Spanish Language and Culture

¿Donde está la biblioteca?

AP German Language and Culture

AP beer

English

AP Language and Composition

AP Letters

This is fine

Discount AP Lit

AP Literature and Composition

We are better than Lang

Lang part 2

AP Anglophilia

AP Seminar/AP Research

overachievers club

we’re in over our heads

Arts

All Studio Art APs

AP procrastination

AP Music Theory

This class is a fermata

I can’t hear for shit