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Guys... we are a little over a year from Apollo Justice. Once we reach April 17, 2026, the grape bottle will have been swung. This is CRAZY

I hope Phoenix and Edgeworth become canon but it’s like 20% offensive. I hope it comes off like it was written by a gen xer who was trying to be supportive but did not do their research. I hope they become so extremely stereotypical (a la Jean Armstrong) that it circles back around to being iconique. I hope Maya calls someone a metrosexual again. She should call someone a fairy too. I hope they give Apollo another backstory where he was childhood friends with a character called Eaton Cox

I think it's really funny that in Apollo's internal monologue he's on a last name basis with himself