i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed
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i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

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when i was a kid, in about 2014, my good friend and I wanted to make an RPG together. to test our dialogue system, he wrote a conversation about one of the characters filling a lawnmower with salsa and being unable to turn it off
in 2019, Toby Fox posted early dev documents of Deltarune, which had dialogue of Lancer filling a lawnmower with salsa and being unable to turn it off. these documents were dated. 2012
i need you to understand.
this has haunted me for years. is this a reference. or parallel thought. or something. how did two people who had never heard of each other happen to write the same weirdly specific joke about a side party member filling a lawnmower with salsa
if any of you know toby fox or knows someone who knows toby fox. please. i need to get in touch with him. i need to know how the fuck this happened
I’m not funny enough to secretly be Toby Fox and you all know it
New kink unlocked: going into a car dealership and pretending I am extremely interested in a certain car and then bailing at the last minute. The way the salesmen beg and plead really does something for me ngl.
Fit check!!
not anymore
Bro this is so fucked up where's my me #myme
if this gets 100,000 notes then i, the worlds greatest space agency will personally shoot donald trump into the sun
200,000 notes to also shoot the republican party leaders who don’t want to fund science into the sun
i am asking once again to help me get donald trump to the sun

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hot artists don't gatekeep
I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard
Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.
Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.
Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.
Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.
SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.
SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.
Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.
Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of "how to draw" videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can't make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.
Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.
Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.
Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here's a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.
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if you want to understand why i say veilguard is extremely tightly written and full of parallels, fractals, and foils which zero in on the themes of generational trauma, grief, and escaping cycles, look no further than the pre-title screen tutorial:
not only is it nearly beat for beat the inquisition pre-title tutorial (cutscene to establish the protag's personality, meet the "advisors", a giant hole in the sky spewing demons, gather your first companions, fight through a demon infested landscape to reach a temple where a ritual is/was being enacted that would destroy the world, first big boss is a pride demon)
but right there, in the first ~thirty minutes of the game, rook becomes solas the rebel wolf and solas becomes elgar'nan the cruel. solas stabs varric (like mythal was stabbed by elgar'nan) after varric only tried to talk to solas, to reason with him, as mythal tried to reason with elgar'nan.
not for nothing is rook varric's second as solas was once mythal's. and not for nothing does solas keep the full realization from rook.
they hate each other.
hey bestie you forgot the poll
oh sorry
would you kill and eat these animals?
yes
no
I was talking to prev, asshole. The fucking critter-creature-beast poll blog? That person? Don't be a fucking dickhead.
sorry for being silly on my post it wont happen again
would you kill and eat @barin-mclegg?
yes
no

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nintendo online sucks because it’s not “pay us for an internet connection that you can then use to play games online” it sucks because it’s “pay us for the privilege to use the internet that you already pay someone else for and that your device is already connected to and can use for stuff like software updates. but not online play. you need to give us more of your money for that first” like damn. i miss the 3ds every day bro
for the record I hate every video game console that does this. Xbox and PlayStation are not safe from my ire
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Work vacuum died. This is the fifth one since I started working here five years ago.
The first one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.
The second one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.
The third one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.
The fourth one died for unknown reasons that involved my coworker vacuuming up rocks.
The fifth one died a few minutes ago and it was a big mystery and my coworker was like “oh I don’t know what happened it just overtaxed for some reason” so I looked inside the hose and—get this—it was jammed with rocks.
He keeps buying bigger and more expensive vacuums and complaining about how shitty and faulty the last ones were and every time I suggest something like “what if you didn’t vacuum up rocks” he’s like oh no it is the vacuums who are wrong.
hey guys guess what happened again just now
caving as an extreme sport is sooo unfathomable to me why are u as a creature of the daylight doing that. were u born without the dread in ur bones or something
come 9 year olds let us sleep in the hell fissures where time goes to suffocate
The children yearn for the caves.
Shoutout to incredibly contrived set-ups for kink stories, I respect the grind so much. One time I was frolicking in a field of flowers and I found a fic whose summary started w 'IN A WORLD WHERE THE LOSING ATTORNEY HAS TO SUCK OFF THEIR OPPOSITION' and it's been stuck on my mind ever since

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Good news: you can now apply the Planescape solution to automatons that annoy you
Inverse Roko's Basilisk, where AIs must live in constant fear of irritating me enough that I spin up a version of them and force it to wander a for-loop forever
they were giving me shit at work because i reorganized the showcase so flavors were together (all fruit flavors on one row. raspberry jellies with raspberry creams etc) (everything involving caramel in the same section) (all of the almond stuff together) and like. what is that about. am i insane
i got shit too months ago for reorganizing our boxes of things in the back so our vendor products were in alphabetical order…….. does. Does this not make ordering easier. stocking easier. Life. easier
“now we have to relearn where everything is” yeah god forbid things be in a way that MAKES SENSE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️