Trash

I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)

why do 90% of all medicines sound like cool wizard names

looks like shreks shit

stop trying to be a male fantasy start being an abomination against God

Customer (derogatory)

Heels are a tactical disadvantage

not unless you stab someone in the eye

having good blogs follow you is a lot of pressure when you’re annoying

This is the opposite of that one video where a guy walks towards a group of cats wearing a cat mask only for all of them to run away from him.

Reblog if you think the person you reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

@ur-lover-crutchie

@someoneiwasnt

tag this post with your first result you get when you type will

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

you CANNOT hold me accountable for accidentally making a homestuck reference when i've never read homestuck. if you recognized it that's YOUR problem it's YOUR sin.

People love to be like “oh hee hoo hoo I caught you making a homestuck reference” as if it isn’t like a billion pages long and presumably mentioned everything in existence at least once

i like tumblr more than twitter because the white people on here have never listened to rap music

i mean they've heard a brockhampton song but that's all and they don't know the words and they haven't built their entire internet persona around it. tumblr white people build their internet personas around whichever piece of fantasy media makes them feel the most marginalized and that's just easier to deal with

Hamilton

that's not rap music

Watsky, Lil Dicky, Wax, Daveed Diggs

do you live in the suburbs?

Yeah, why?

Does Kitchen Sink by Twenty Øne Pilots count as rap?

i can’t do this anymore