Yikes

his name is Organic Spinach

the cleanest frog in Michigan

its so evil that im the only person that lives in texas

/spawn human_man id:895_jerma 10000

this is a desperate for people to hang out with post NOT a jerma post dawn

/kill human_man id:895_jerma 10001

can someone in texas hang out with me now

/spawn entity:the_killer 1

Pokemon Heritage Post

oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

rich people seeing mount everest

Your honor in my defense I am simply a little rascal

Remember: behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this occasion

It’s like that mafia crew that made a pizza joint as a front but their pizza was so good they just went legit

I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like "By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!" And then just getting into his car and driving off

there's also the idea that he drove to walmart in his honda accord, and then when he got out he either forgot where he parked or wanted to skip like 20 seconds of walking so he just summons it right in front of the door

To not have to find a parking space, most wizards keep their Honda Accords in a extradimensional oubliette when not driving. This also saves on garage space.

Clearly the wizard had to summon his Honda Accord because someone stole it while he was shopping. The carjacker is now tumbling violently down the freeway like a source engine ragdoll

ive forgotten the origin of "she blank on my blank til i blank" and i dont even begin to know how to look it up

I love this meme because I think humans 10,000 years ago or 100,000 years ago would also like it

the heat of the fire draws air straight up from the center over the fire. This draws the air in from the sides in a circle around the fire creating an air current, which means air is being blown toward the fire from all sides. When you sit on one side of the fire, it blocks some of the air moving toward the fire from that side. Now there is more air being blown toward the fire from the side opposite you. This pushes the smoke your direction. When you move to the other side, it just makes the same thing happen over there. The smoke actually literally does follow you around no matter where you sit. Because physics.

in other words what you actually need at the fire is other people sitting around the fire with you to balance it out ;~;

cant you just put a big rock on one side