Dedalus Diggle

Emma’s nose wrinkled at the butchery of her name. “Are multi-syllable names a problem for you too, then?”

"No. I just like makin' puns with names. Can't help it. The look on your face is amusing." 

Why does everyone assume its from candy? You’re the third person who’s asked. 

Because you eat candy like its your profession, Mirs. Which isn't a bad thing, babes, but it can't be healthy. 

Are you alright?

What? Yea. Definitely. Yup. I was just admiring the flooring.

I don’t feel so well…

You don't look so well, either, Miri. Did you eat too much candy? 

Does anyone know where the Ravenclaw Quidditch team is? They can’t all be off sick!

Maybe they saw the Hufflepuff practice and ran away because they know they'll lose. 

"The answer is no— I can’t help you, with whatever it is you need…"

"Shit sorry about that, Vane. I always muck up other's lighting."