Miranda Fawley

You should see what I did with the stuff in Slughorn’s potion cabinet. The one that’s charmed shut.

That sounds terrifying and dangerous. Who knows what's in there! 

In the pursuit of science, my most bodacious Hufflepuff comrade. I’ve a list somewhere in my dorm ranking them from most to least enjoyable.

That's....very scientific. I don't usually find pursuits like that at Hogwarts. I'm impressed. 

Um…I have no idea. I hope for your sake you didn’t drink a lot of it though.

It's pumpkin juice. Of course I drank a lot! 

Have you been to Pomfrey? She’s got a potion for everything. Believe me, I’ve tried ‘em all — prescribed or not.

I was going there, I think. Bummer! I can't remember. Wait-why would you try a potion from there without having to? Aren't they raunchy?

You don’t look so well, either, Miri. Did you eat too much candy? 

Why does everyone assume its from candy? You're the third person who's asked. 

I think someone spiked the pumpkin juice again.

Who would defile such delicious beverages? 

You’re sick, too? Merlin, is dragon pox going around or something? [Pause] Can I get you something?

I...don't know but one day I'm fine and then I wake up and suddenly it's like the end of the world. I'm unsure what I need besides rest but walking makes me dizzy. 

"Thank you, Miranda. My, you do have a lovely singing voice. Have you thought about trying out for the choir?"

"You're welcome! I haven't. I think something was in my punch. So now I sing!"

Who doesn’t appreciate you? I’ll set ‘em straight!

I don't know. Just a...general feeling!

Yes, but you always are!

I knowwwww! At least someone appreciates me! 

Miri Mouse! You’re a literal Miri Mouse!

I know! Aren't I adorable?

So… do you? Any particular reason you’re singing tonight?

Well..it started off as being spiked punch and now its just me continuing as much as possible. It's Halloween! There's candy! It's absolutely wonderful! 

Happy Halloween Miri! 

Tedikins! You look fantastic! You're fantastic! 

Happy Halloween, Miranda.

Remus! How are you? You look rad tonight!