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*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*

*blows kiss to iPhone screen (for the dumb person who posted this)*

sorry you didnt like this hannah bieber hercules, shoot me an email and we can discuss what content you’d rather see in the future. 

Honestly if you hate tumblr and you want to try a different website like it i’d reccomend this i’ve been browsing it for hours and having a ton of fun 

always something new with this fucking lake

y’all still beat your meat? lol

what do u beat

evildoers

I HATE YOU

That’s not a cursed image

why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

One time in 3rd grade I zoned out and I don't think I've ever zoned back in

“considering my personal experience with it” What the fuck does this imply

It implies I have personal experience with handling radium samples, which I have. That saucy little thot can make the geiger counter crackle through a lead plate more than americium can through air

REALLY living up to your url king

I love this, because there’s obviously something very clever going on to analyse patterns of language, but it’s also profoundly ignorant.