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🌹She doesn’t flirt. She chooses targets🌹

i love when girls get all affectionate and needy when they're sleepy. cutest thing ever

I think perhaps the only way in which queer people have achieved true parity with straight people is that queer romantasy is just as bad.

intelligent and weird is so hot

the human body is an engineering marvel. I sneeze in bright light. if I dont get enough sunlight on my skin I get tired and sad and have to drink a lot of milk to fix it. standing too much hurts, but sitting too much also hurts. if I get a virus, my body will increase its temperature in an attempt to cook it, which also cooks my brain cells. toenails exist. I have to turn the radio down to see better when I drive. there are 17 genes dictating what my hair texture is, but it completely changes when the air is too humid. yawning is contagious. there are more species of bacteria living in my body than there are species of birds in the entire world. every few months I grievously injure my neck by "sleeping on it weird." it took seven million years of human evolution to form me, and now I'm afraid of phone calls.

I wonder if we ever think of each other at the same time.

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

what was yesterday, cat?

I’m not missing it this year.

feeling burnt out, exhausted, or fatigued does not mean you’re lazy. remember that.

one day i will snap out of it im sure

if you're an adult behaving immaturely i'm not going to "treat you like a child" about it because i have a lot of respect for children as an oppressed and vulnerable class of people. i will however treat you like an embarrassment. which you are being.