JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE 👹👹👹

genuinely every time i see a new overwatch roster addition or a lore bit i get more and more hopeless about their artistic vision. like at this point who even cares about memorable and lore-fitting designs when you can have every new hero be some generic mobile gacha character with no unique personality whatsoever. everyone is sassy and confident and quirky and young (and if they are not we will iron out their wrinkles and sell you some sparkly skin with their young self) and always smirking and throwing funny one-liners. every man is shirtless and even if he has some clothes on you can still see the defining outline of his abs. every woman has the tiniest waist even if she has some muscles on her and is either a widowmaker clone or a kiriko clone with big eyes and upturned button nose and plump lips and they can only ever wear shorts and skintight clothes. but hey we did promise you not to abandon our "oddballs" so have this merchandiseable fucking cat. we don't care about it enough to give it a clever name so it's just a "jetpack cat". also have a 50th kiriko and juno and mercy and widow skin. also one of our main black heroes (and yes we still have like 4 of them) who had the biggest significance in the plot just got killed off by our yet another nothingburger of a character. also there is a water college apparently. fuck man sure whatever