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A powerful child
man i wish coronavirus wasnât happening and i could have a nice time at my favorite restaurants (sees a bunch of maga boomers having astroturfed public meltdowns about not being able to go to five guys burgers and fries) nevermind i dont care about eating out anymore
Fuck you Karen, Iâm willing to go another twelve months without dining out or movie theaters or international travel just to see your âbut I need a haircuuuuuuut!â ass suffer
Daddyâs at the food store, Mummyâs out of town,
Sheâs working at the hospital since Rhona came to town,
Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhonaâs come to town,
Hide away, hide away, sheâs come to take us down.
Miss Rhonaâs at the doorstep, Iâll keep 6 feet away,
But Grandma needs the paper, Iâll take her some today,
Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhonaâs come to stay,
Hide away, hide away, we canât come out to play.
But Grandma needs the paper, Iâll take her some today,
And hereâs a note from Rhona, she wanted me to say,
Hide away, hide away, keep 6 feet away,
Hide away, hide away, she took us down today.
[Image ID: Tumblr user @neanderthyall says in the notes, âI thought that 6 feet was kind of a double meaning. Like six feet away to stop the spread, but when people die theyâre six feet underground, and its six feet of the dirt that keeps you apart. Like âHide away, hide away, even though it hurts Hide away, hide away, or the six feet will be dirtâ.â End ID.]
HI DONâT LEAVE THIS IN THE NOTES THATâS ACTUALLY BRILLIANT
Itâs not a proper creepy nursery rhyme until itâs got an eery childrensâ game attached to it though (think ring-a-round-the-roses or oranges and lemons).
One child shall be designated âMiss (Mr, Mx) Rhonaâ and will have to cover their eyes (hide away). They then have to try to catch the other kidsâ think Blind Manâs Bluff. The children running away chant the rhyme, to make it easier for âRhonaâ to find them.
Any child tagged becomes another âRhonaâ and must also cover their eyes and join in the chase. The winner is the last child left uninfected.
Meanwhile all adults in the area must watch with a vague sense of unease, and whisper to each other âdo you know what thatâs inspired by?â

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This is by far the best piece of Star Wars literature ever made
Let bi boys date girls
Who isnât letting themâŠâŠ
Gay boys who see me with a girl and say I shouldnât be allowed in lgbt spaces because Iâm actually really straight
Straight girls who see me as their âgay friendâ or who say they donât care about sexuality but wouldnât date a boy whoâs had sex with a boy
Straight people in general who say âisnât he really just gayâ or telling girls that Iâm actually gay and faking it with them
Gay people who say that because I have the option of dating a girl Iâm the same as the straight people who oppress our community
Gay people who say Iâll never understand oppression or what itâs like to âactuallyâ be gay
So thereâs quite a few people not letting them!!
Keep reblogging this post all the comments are people showing how much they hate bisexual people
Biphobes unfollow me, youâre not welcome here. LETđPEOPLEđLOVEđWHOđTHEYđWANTđ
I havenât seen a post like this for bi boys, only for bi girls. letâs fix that.
Reblog this post to cleanse your follower count of biphobes đđđ
(arrives two weeks late to inktober w this)
no one bats an eye at bakugou swearing but the wrongness of izuku swearing is so powerful that they phase through several dimensions at once
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when jeff goldblum understands makeup criticisms better than anyone iâve ever seen defending makeup in the name of self empowerment all in a stupid over/under interview

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You wonât regret it I promise
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OMG?
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wtf?!
HARRIET TUBMAN ESCAPED FROM SLAVERY AND THEN WENT BACK TO GET OTHERS. LIKE, I KNOW YOU KNOW WHO HARRIET TUBMAN IS AND THAT SHE DID THAT, BUT I JUST WANT YOU TO TAKE THAT IN FOR A SECOND.Â
HARRIET TUBMAN WAS HELD CAPTIVE AND BOUND TO UNPAID, BACK-BREAKING LABOR SINCE BIRTH UNDER PENALTY OF TORTURE OR DEATH. SHE MANAGED TO ESCAPE THAT LIFE, AND SHE TURNED THE FUCK AROUND AND WENT THE FUCK BACK TO GET EVERYONE ELSE WHO WAS STILL TRAPPED IN IT. AND THEN SHE DID IT AGAIN EIGHTEEN MORE TIMES.
WHEN ABRAHAM LINCOLN WAS UNSURE WHETHER OR NOT HE WAS PREPARED TO MAKE A STAND AGAINST SLAVERY, HARRIET TUBMAN BASICALLY SAID HE SHOULD STOP BEING SUCH A DIAPER BABY AND THAT GUYS WHO ARE TOO SCARED TO END SLAVERY DONâT DESERVE TO WIN WARS.
NOT ONLY DID SHE SECRET OVER 300 SLAVES TO FREEDOM ON THE UNDERGROUND RAILROAD, BUT SHE ACTED AS A SPY FOR THE UNION ARMY DURING THE CIVIL WAR, AND BECAME THE FIRST WOMAN TO LEAD AN ARMED ASSAULT IN THE CIVIL WAR. THAT RAID BROUGHT FREEDOM TO OVER 700 SLAVES IN ONE GO.
SO I JUST WANT YOU TO STEW ON THAT FOR LIKE A MINUTE. ACTING IN THE SHADOWS, SHE WALKED INTO HELL ON EARTH 19 TIMES TO SAVE HER FELLOW HUMAN BEINGS FROM THE TORMENT SHE ENDURED, AND THE SECOND SHE WAS GIVEN EVEN A MODICUM OF POWER, SHE MANAGED TO FREE SEVEN HUNDRED SLAVES IN ONE DAY.Â
I GUARANTEE, HOWEVER IMPRESSED YOU ALREADY ARE WITH HARRIET TUBMAN, YOU ARE FALLING LIKE AT LEAST 40% SHORT OF HOW IMPRESSED YOU SHOULD BE WITH HARRIET TUBMAN. SHE IS ONE OF THE BEST EXAMPLES OF BADASSERY IN THE ENTIRETY OF AMERICAN HISTORY.Â
I just feel like it should be noted that she navigated her way across the Underground Railroad (through thicket and swamp and forest and every risk of wildlife you could imagine) with her own knowledge of the natural world. Some call her âthe first Eco-womanistâ because it was that understanding of the plant and animal life around her as well as knowledge of the stars that allowed her to bring people with her. Her prowess for dealing with immense problems and obstacles on the spot was nothing short of genius.
She didnât stop there, either. Harriet Tubman also worked with the Union army during the Civil War as a cook, nurse, scout, and spy. She organized black men in the area as scouts, and often led missions herself with the task of gathering information and to persuade slaves to leave; most of whom joined the regiments of black soldiers for the Union.Â
She also got ripped off by the government, who wasnât paying her what she deserved (and wouldnât even give her her pension after the war for her service- but instead eventually granted her pension as the widow of a veteran), so she supported herself by making and selling root beer.Â
She used her earnings to support free black women, she worked to support two schools for freed men in the south, she provided food and care to the black people that came to her home, and she fought for womenâs suffrage. When she died, she was buried with military honors.Â
Oh, and when she had brain surgery, she denied anesthesia and instead bit down on a bullet.Â
x / x / x / x / x
THESE ARE EVEN MORE AWESOME THINGS ABOUT HARRIET TUBMAN, GOOD ADDITIONS, YOU GUYS!!
Also worth noting that she did all this while living with the results of a traumatic head injury sustained in her childhood, which included pain, bouts of dizziness, and episodes of hypersomnia (sudden passing out) she was not just a badass, she was a disabled badass
That head injury was from when she was trying to save someone else, too. A boy was in trouble with their slave master and the master threw a weight at him, but she jumped in front of him and took the blow. She then suffered from narcolepsy the rest of her life. Also, a cool story about her: One time she was riding on a train, lightly disguised so as to hopefully not be recognized, and there was a âWANTEDâ poster of her on the train wall. Some guys were looking at it and she overheard them saying they thought she looked like the woman on the poster. Because the poster described that she was illiterate, she grabbed a book and pretended to read it. The men then said it couldnât be her, and she got off the train safely. She was literally such a smart, quick thinker. I canât wait to have her on American money!
My dog and my bunny were playing in the back yard and I thought other people might enjoy watching as much as me
Please watch this video
This is one of the most magical things I have ever seen
That bun thinks itâs a doggo
My favorite thing about bunz is that they express joy by leaping around. Thatâs a happy bun.
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Iâve Survived Every Bad Day Iâve Ever Had, Motherfucker!!!
pride prppprpp

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Me: *sees my stuffed animal on the floor next to my bed*
Me: Why wasnât I a better parent
it really is next to impossible to write realistic sibling dialogue, I just passed my brother on the stairs and instead of greeting each other like human beings I said âborn survivorâ and he said âyoutube rewind. letâs set it to rewind.â like you ainât gonna find that shit in a novel
aw man writing siblings is so wild because sometimes you just canât portray it
me and my little brother donât even greet each other - if we pass each other on the stairs or in the corridor, we jump into ridiculous fight stances then feign karate chopping and slapping each other (stopping just before we make contact) whilst making âHIIIYAâ and âPOWâ noises for a solid 30 seconds, then silently walk off and continue what we were doing
and then sometimes heâll either just do the Had To Do It To âEm pose when I enter the room or dab as a greeting
exactly! I have three younger brothers and the original post was just about the oldest, the middle one and me usually do some kind of elaborate dab also, and a lot of the time when I see the youngest I just yell his name like a wrestling commentatorâŠsiblings have a different language