note my silhouette in the moonlight

@r4cs0

Girls who ride bears are cool af in my book!

East of the sun and west of the moon?

I can get behind this movement

Can I stay in the dining room though?

You can stay in the dining room. Food will be ready shortly.

Thank you, I’ll set the table

Use the good china.

Terrible poem

It’s fucking November. Current temperature for the past several days is 82 degrees. I’m still picking tomatoes and eggplants. The birds are making nests and the trees are confused and so is my fucking air conditioner. I hate everything. Summer won’t god damn end.

Come to utah

You're both so boring

Your*

No, "you're" is the correct spelling.

Not in his case

No, it'd still be you are which becomes you're.

Naw its posessive nonmajoritive compound which defaults to You Understand Right, Your.

Why don't yous just kiss already

Duh

Rocky Road is vastly superior to all other ice cream flavors.

Anon said argue so why you spitting undeniable facts

Extra crunchy peanut butter is the only legit peanut butter

If Netflix really wanted to make an interesting Resident Evil series they should have made a couple of mini series over The Hive before the outbreak, showing the lives of the researchers upto the point of exposure.

We at Netflix make dollars not sense... Oh wait...

Girl help! I am getting tempted by bookbinding videos!

Always looking for an antique standing press

We don't won't "the poors™" congesting the bahn

@tendie-defender

That’s the wrong sauce. Plus Canes has far more superior chicken tendies.

@tendie-defender you will respect the lord's chicken!

I will not reblog your donations, thanks.

The fuck you talking about, bro

Supposed to be shooting stars or smthng tonight but when I went out to see if anything was visible the stars (which were more than u can usual see around here) just looked.. twinkley? Kinda flashing red? Someone said thats what shooting stars look like so.. I saw shooting stars tonight? Maybe. Idk. I guess.

Prolly just starlink messing with you

They want to sniff your pussy, king, what's not clicking?

ALL OF IT

Don't worry, it'll come to you on the bus

Gotta say, I find myself liking the alphonse Mucha version more

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Gotta stay away from that gas station sushi, bro

I'll sell you a half used dove bar for 25 cents