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i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

I added my inactive backup account to my bio. I'm not expecting a nuke but i don't trust tumblr either sooooo.. there y'all go :)

who is this idiot omggggggggggg

I'll never get over them 😭😭😭

the hatman and i have an intensely erotic relationship

This blog is a safe space for everyone with unconventional relationships with deities. You're married to Thor? Cool, good for y'all. Dionysus is your dad? Awesome. You're a priest of Hekate? Epic. At the end of the day, who tf am I to judge the relationships that other people have with deities. Let's not throw stones from glass houses

wow! your understanding of this character is so. . . Unique! just wondering by the way but when was the last time you directly interacted with the source media