Evil Disney Queen

i want to raise hp lovecraft from the dead for a couple of hours and show him The Shape of Water because i think it would make him really mad

that universal feeling of wanting to perform necromancy to raise hp lovecraft from his grave just to torture him with shit we know he’d hate is a big fucking mood

This is it, I found it, the funniest post on this entire godsforsaken website

6 inch heelys…..she rolled into the club like nobody’s business….

why am I hilarious and also beautiful

Your child sounds like plumbing issues.

She needs her batteries replaced

*bangs pots and pans* IS THAT DYSTOPIAN ENOUGH FOR YOU ENGLISH THREE TEACHER?!? IS THAT FUCKING DYSTOPIAN ENOUGH??!?!?

u kno when you’re crying and u catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror and you’re like??? if this was a movie this scene would have won me an oscar

my interests include rough sex and compassion for animals

romeo and juliet didn’t drink poison they drank flat tummy tea and died

Jameela Jamil ghostwrote this post

I know Monica!

things getting heated in the pokemon fandom

i have this unnerving fear that i’m gonna meet keanu reeves in some tight elevator and his eyes are going to burn into my soul as he tells me the secrets of this universe then bites me on the neck to give me immortality so he’s not alone anymore

Keanu if you’re listening I’m not a little bitch like OP come get a taste

orange juice is the superior beverage bc it makes ur tongue feel like u ate a bunch of ants which reminds me of my childhood when I would put ants in my mouth and eat em except this time it tastes good too

Hey op I think you’re probably allergic to citrus?

is. this not what oj is supposed to make ur tongue feel like

I can’t believe this salty binch is King now.