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Glassblowers and hat makers are so funny bc they're so obviously insanely skilled in these difficult crafts and 9 times out of 10 they're using that skill to make the tackiest shit you've ever seen

they called him a psycho killer for this

I asked my much cooler younger brother (bassist, surfer, vintage console repairman) what his fursona would be. He gave a stock response. He isnt a furry but has several furry friends, he respects them from a distance, yaddah yaddah. I pressed him. Okay but if you had to pick. He paused as if struck with revelation and said: "What if I was a manta ray? Like Big Man from splatoon?" And frankly I think his fursona is already cooler than mine. It's an enlightened choice.

Everyone wish me luck on my date today I’m so nervous what if they don’t like me…

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

controversial stance but i do wish i could live forever. i certainly live like i'm going to live forever. i take my time. realistically however my lifespan is dreadfully limited and there are things i've "been meaning to do" that i will never get around to. the Emoji Movie came out almost 10 years ago. in all that time on any random day i could've decided to sit down and watch it, and i did not. how many more decades will slip by like this? conceivably, it could be all the decades i have left. watching the Emoji Movie would not be, after all, a crucial use of my time. much better things to do. i could easily postpone it over and over and over until my final breath where it may not even register to me that i never did watch the Emoji Movie. no great loss, certainly; and yet i find myself intrigued by Patrick Stewart's involvement