i swear i dont love the drama it loves me.

If this ain’t the truth

The urge to sing the Lion Sleeps Tonight is only a whim away.

I have a bad habit of assuming I’ve annoyed people, and it usually ends up with me dropping communication and hoping they’ll be the ones to continue it.

It’s time to stop segregating nature by gender. When the dinosaurs come back they’re gonna kill us all equally and indiscriminately anyways.

equal opportunity carnage

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

yesyesyesyes

i love myself but i dont love me back

i have never ever related to anything so fucking hard

im perfectly aware that at least 86% of all the funny posts on this hellsite are fabricated or embellished or otherwise bullshit to some degree but if i read something and it does me a chuckle or brings any minuscule shred of positive emotion to my stupid fuckin brain im reblogging it

In 2018 I ain’t reaching out no more to ppl who never reach out to me, never again. One of my many improvements goin into this year, no fake love no fake friends.