ko_hakun

i am begging the maybe 3 people who will see this to listen to Get Out Alive by Three Days Grace while thinking of teenage Ilya in Russia i promise you will have SUCH a bad time

am i gonna learn editing at my big age just to be able to make a heated rivalry edit set to over and over by three days grace?? PERHAPS

today i picked up my first ever binder from the post (could have sized down), went to get a beer with a friend, came out to her, she immedietly switched to he/him pronouns, texted a person ive low-key ghosted since december and planned a what i believe is a hook-up for the week-end????

"he used to work at the spaghetti factory" i thought the entire fandom was sharing some internal joke that spawned on the clock app, that "working at the spaghetti factory" (like in an industrial revolution peasant way) was a hip new way to say you're broke wdym he was a server at some establishment called Old Spaghetti Factory???? and now its become so ingrained in my vocabulary on two separate occasions i've said "if i dont pass the exam ill have to work at the spaghetti factory😞"

ok, Mr. Williams, maybe the internet can't outfreak you, but what if i tell you you've triggered the worst gender dysphoria i've had in a WHILE, huh?? what are you gonna do then????