i'm afraid, i can barely breathe

Chubby bunny? Seriously?

I'm not weird!

It’s okay, I’ll punish you accordingly. With a nice, challenging game of chess.

I can read your mind. I'll crush your crushing skills.

Well, thank you. Fingers crossed.

See? I'm great. I could so be a serial killer whose aim was to kill shitty nurses. It'd be awesome. 

You don't make a very good arrest-y person. Dating the criminal and all, shame on you. 

Ew. Yeah, short blondes suck. Even though I slightly became one. Caela hasn’t reacted badly, so I think it’s safe on her. Kick her, I can give you an alibi for why you couldn’t possibly have kicked or killed her.

You're a hot, short blonde. I think you'll be the only one she likes. 

Yes.

Oh, shit.

Well don’t tell them that!

I just told you, and you're one of 'them'. Does that mean I'm in trouble? I'll punch you, I'm vicious. 

In your defense, you were totally going to give them back in a few hundred years.

....Who said I was going to give them back? 

The sick kids can get toys from their parents, Caela can’t. Kick the nurse, throw her in some jello.

Pretty sure if I kicked her I'd kill her. But she was a short blonde, I don't like short blondes. I'm going to kick her.