I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

wish i were alive in 2000 BCE so i could have devoted my life to the moon goddess and die at the old age of 28

Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.

“skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients” what else did they fucking put in there

This picture is the definition of “just fuck me up”

You can’t cough if you’re in a coma

Why did I laugh so fucking hard….

I’m SCREAMING at that one motherfucker who did the sign of the cross before walking out in front of all those cars

these are so beautiful!

Fucking hell this is 10/10

Well the end kind of threw me for a loop but overall this is a quality post.

I named him chicken nugget

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

let me know how he’s doing soon

I’ve been staring at this for 5 minutes

That’s what it looks like. That’s really what it looks like

Being out in the ocean is actually so scary because when you look really far out you can kind of see how the Earth is rounded out. It looks like a few miles ahead you’re just gonna fall off or something. Also fun trick: if ur on mobile, double tap zoom in and slide the picture side to side. It looks like you’re actually there looking left to right

DO THAT DO IT RIGHT NOW

- i saw his teaching notes today and he doodles little flowers in the margins of his notebook

- played with legos for half the class

My son

Future son fr.

Future child of mine😂

BWAHAHAHAHA this is amazing. Yaasss!