β§Β Β BROOKLYNΒ NINEΒ -Β NINEΒ SENTENCEΒ PROMPTSΒ Β !Β Β
* Β A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF THE SHOW, CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .
β The next time I see you Iβd like you to be wearing a necktie. β
β Get rid of the mouse, and get your act together. Now. β
β I see what youβre trying to do, but itβs not gonna work.. β
β Wow, looks like he hates you even more than me. β
β God, you must have been the worst fourth grader ever. β
β Giving him a name makes him human. β
β Iβm fairly certain you would be caught. β
β Whatβs the most valuable thing in your office? β
β You mean my job as an amazing detective/genius? β
β Did you tell her we slept together twice? β
β Iβm not gonna lie, that turns me on a little bit. β
β Iβd wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing. β
β Youβre going to leave my precinct and my task force alone. β
β Come on, who wants to take this seriously? β
β I bet she tucked herself in the bed too tight and got stuck. Β β
β Where have you been? Weβve been worried sick! Β β
β Oh, is he sore from high-fiving criminals heβs gotten out of jail? β
β Did he get a murderer off who then murdered him to celebrate? β
β A cop and a defense attorney sleeping together? Thatβs highly unusual. β
β Itβs a personal matter, involving a personal friend and his personal uncle. β
β So you remembered to turn off your signature, right? β
β I promise you, as soon as they tell me, youβll be the first to know. β
β You won. Go ahead and gloat, you toad. β
β Look, I promise I wonβt tell anyone, alright? My lips are sealed! β
β This is a secret. Do you understand me? β
β You do know what they do to witches up there, donβt you? βΒ
β Well, I think we handled that with dignity. β
β Are you making fun of my stutter? β
β Oh. Uhβ¦ Sorry. I think Iβm feeling a little awkward.Β β
β How do we make it not weird? β
β I just realized Iβm never gonna be able to say that to his face. β
β You know Iβve made a lot of improvements since you left? β
β I know we just met, and I donβt wanna be too forwardβ¦ β
β Iβve got that feeling about you. I like you. I think tonight we- β
β They just gave me ten years in prison.. β
β You canβt do anything except disobey orders and screw up! β
β Why are you dressed up? You look like an idiot. β
β Whatβs up? How can I help? β
β Well, weβll just break you down to nothinβ and see what time it is. β
β Speaking of which, Iβm getting hungry. Whatβs for dinner? β
β Why do people like these things? Theyβre just shiny rocks. β
β Weβre gonna talk to a lawyer and get a professional opinion. β
β Looks good! Can barely tell you hulked out in here. β
β I just threw a bunch of popcorn on the floor. It wasnβt that hard. β
β All I did was be the only person who believes in you. β
β Somebodyβs tryinβ to kill me, and I need protection. β
β I can smoke as much weed as I want. β
β Itβs this kind of bickering that makes us such an adorable couple. β
β I saw an opening and I had to take it. β
β But this isnβt over! I will hunt you to the ends of the earth! β
β What?! But we saw him throw them in the garbage! β
β Nobodyβs ever gonna see that footage; the case was cut and dry. β
β Itβs not like Iβm dying to tell anyone I saw your- β
β Iβm dating my son-of-a-bitch ex-husband; who am I to judge? β
β Iβll let you guys talk! Iβll just close my eyes. β
β Iβll let you give me a spray tan! Any shade you want! β
β Massage! Iβll give you a massage! β
β Iβll also give you full control over my hair and wardrobe. β
β That really freaked me out and I just want this to end now. β
β The cheese is amazing. It melts in my mouth. And in my hands! β
β Come on, you can be honest. β
β I want old, expensive books. Iβll send you a list. β
β The tow truck just got here, so thatβll buy us at least an hour. β
β Tow truck?! What the hellβd you do to my car?! β
β What we need in here is an armored personnel carrier. A tank! β
β Well, Iβm gonna go follow up on a lead right now. β
β Woah, no! Whatβre those morons doing in there?! Β β
β Why is everyone just standing around? Get back to work! β
β Whatβd you do? Whatβd you say? β
β I hear you can smuggle in crap from outside. β
β Whatβre you lookinβ at? You got a problem? β
β I like you. You got balls.. β
β I hate to rub it in, detectives, but I told you theyβd find me. β
β Well, he keeps yelling, βDisability for life!β so I think heβs fine. β
β Who hired you? Who do you work for, pizza man?! β
β You look out there and see a problem, I look out there and see an opportunity. β
β What have I become? Was this whole thing even worth it? β
β All because we shut down a foot massage place. β Β Β
β Oh, my God. The City has no mayor now. β Β Β
β Put your magical hands where I can see them! β Β Β
β Did they make their bust? Did they save the precinct? β Β
β I was behind the bar the whole time. β Β Β
β I bet they have some awesome name for it. β Β Β
β Can a paring knife remove a human heart in under a minute? β Β Β
β I think you guys might be our best option at finding this guy again. β Β Β
β You know, a bunch of us are going out drinking tonight. β Β Β
β How did you get over there? Who are they? β Β Β
β Iβve been calling you. Why wonβt you answer your phone? β Β Β
β Weβve been onto you for weeks, and we finally got you. β Β Β
β Iβve never seen them before! What is going on? β Β Β
β Weβre on the money trail, and we just found a new lead. Β β Β Β
β Okay, this is bad. This is really bad.Β β Β Β
β Waitβ¦ What? Did you say βeat peopleβ? Are you a cannibal, [ Name ]? β Β Β
β Iβm always gonna be one step ahead of you. β Β
β Iβm so confused. I donβt know whatβs happening right now. β
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