see you in hell, boners

my last two brain cells at any given moment

I don’t think enough retellings of the Cain and Abel story make note of the fact that nobody had ever been killed or even died before when it happened. Cain had no idea beating his brother to death could possibly be a bad thing

Cain really did fuck around and find out

marie antoinette was a clueless teenage girl thrown into a marriage and country she had no choice in, and has been slandered for hundreds of years since her death, with made up quotes such as “let them eat cake” when her final words were actually apologising to a guard for stepping on his toes, the fact that despite the extravagance she was much less fancy and money wasting than previous royals, and the erasure of her efforts to listen to and help the people despite having no political experience and her king-husband being useless, all providing a perfect example of the sexualised demonisation of young women with any semblance of power throughout history, and in this essay i will

Keeping in touch with people is so hard when your brain tells you no one wants to talk with you

who wants to haunt local streets at 3am with me

i love jake gyllenhaal. guy’s tall and built, gentle as a lamb and weirder than everyone else in the fucking world

might fuck around and stop caring what others think