Retired Circus Magician

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

a tshirt that says I LIKE YOU AND I'M TRYING TO UNDERSTAND YOU

one of the best parts of making up increasingly wild and specific aus with a friend is sending them posts like "this is sooo blorbo in torture chamber au number 15" and they reply back like "YESSS btw have i told you about my latest idea for how to torture them even more" and you get to enjoy a little snack and kick your feet with glee

it's funny how a male character can be a huge asshole and will be my absolute least favorite but the second i smell a whiff of transfemininity i'm like "i forgive her i mean she's got a lot to work through yknow"

if a man is an asshole he's just an asshole but if a trans woman is an asshole can you really blame her? the circumstannies

Growing up, older folks would always get confused when I expressed familiarity with media from their childhoods and would act incredulous when I attempted to explain the concept of reruns. They'd be like "How do you, a child of this fallen era, know of Looney Tunes" and I'd be like "Because it has never not been playing on television" and this would seem to be brand new information to them

Blow up a chik fil a

This is the correct answer btw ☝️