Stargazing My Life Away

I’m so tired. I just wanna curl up in Thor’s big muscular arms and use his bara titties as firm pillows for my aching back and neck. He could summon some rain for ambiance as I slept, too. Gosh Thor would be so good for nap time. I don’t even care about how staticy my hair would get, and if he had to adventure??? Just put me in one of those toddler slings strapped to his chest, I’ll drool all over it. He’d let me do that too. He’s just so good. 10/10 quality naps.

which one of the guardians of the galaxy wrote this

Drax

they all want this, Drax is just the only one brave enough to write it down

weird how 15 years from now it might be ur wedding or ur kids birthday but rn it’s just a regular shitty day

sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont

reblog if it’s okay to say “bitch me too” to you if you’re mutuals

recently i was referred to as “you slippery little bitch” and it was transcendental. 

That very faint “Why’re you still eating the apple?” 💀

“It’s the first thing on the syllabus” 🙃

if you have not watched this you need to because this is the explanation for all the fuckery going on today 100% And it is funny funny funny

me, violently beating back my emotions with a broom: for the last time i said shut the FUCK up