Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts,

Can we all take a moment for Molly Weasley who knew her family so fucking well, she had “prison” as one of the options on her clock that told her where everyone was.

Well to be fair to Molly: Arthur, regularly tinkered with enchanting muggle things, against the law Bill, curse breaker and tomb raider for private (goblin run) corporation. Almost certainly has raided tombs that the Egyptian MoM and muggle government weren’t happy about. Charlie: illegal dragon smuggler with buddies on the weekends, apparently. Fred and George. Enough said. Ron is best friends with Harry Potter. Harry is always on some Bull Shit. Ginny idolized the Twins growing up. Literally the only person who she doesn’t have to worry about getting arrested on a daily basis is Percy. Who commits treason in the 7th book.

i can’t believe the fistfight between arthur weasley and lucius malfoy wasn’t in the films like?? mr weasley literally threw himself at malfoy in a bookstore causing things to fall on them and they could only be pulled apart by hagrid. we were robbed from seeing such a Beautiful and Iconic scene. 

When Malfoy perfectly captures the feeling I have when I'm around happy people

omg could Voldemort have defeated Harry if he just said Accio Glasses, like the boy who lived aint got shit if he’s visually impaired

Harry Potter can’t tell the difference between a cooking pot and his best friend. They’re both Cauldron.

by floccinaucinihilipilificationa

how Harry treats Remus canonically kills me like he’s always referred to as “Professor Lupin” but if Jily (Power Couple™) had lived he would be “Uncle Remus” and he’d come over every weekend for tea and biscuits and also he’d bring a new book every week and slip it into tiny Harry’s hands and I just