New Obsession Everyday

I don’t believe deals with the devil are real because I have yet to see someone walking around as an anthropomorphic neon wolf

Some lady gave my grandpa antifreeze once because she wanted his money but he fucking lived and he told us all he made a deal with the devil. We tried to exorcise the demons from him once and it actually kinda worked??? Also I think he opened a portal in dairy queen

“this pillow works better if your a back sleeper” bitch I’m a rotisserie chicken sleeper I don’t stop turning until sleep rips me forcefully from this world

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

anyone here a fool?? anyone here stupid??

fish aesthetics

those are lures

ive been fooled. im as dumb as a fish

Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

most sexual motherfucker in the ocean. 

Opening a tarot booster pack i got 4 common Towers and one holographic Death

These are all incredible!

NOOOOOOOO

i have this unnerving fear that i’m gonna meet keanu reeves in some tight elevator and his eyes are going to burn into my soul as he tells me the secrets of this universe then bites me on the neck to give me immortality so he’s not alone anymore

Keanu if you’re listening I’m not a little bitch like OP come get a taste

Bath & Body Works logo but it says Back & Body Hurts

Turns out we were feathered bipeds all along..

Diogenes, spinning in his grave