MMM ever changing flesh

The MSPFA archive is currently down, or at minimum struggling to function, although the team there is working hard around the clock to restore it to full functionality. In the interim, I’ve set up an in-beta-testing Neocities backup archive! If you’ve struggled to re-read it or to recommend it to a friend in its current state, feel free to make use of that. It isn’t as fully-featured, but it’ll suffice for now.

One difference between me and many people in the 40k universe is that I would simply learn about chaos enough to understand its mysteries and make use of its powers without becoming corrupted myself.

Oh no ITS SHEDDING SPORES

My ford got a hydrolic module with a jumping bean in it

bro are drivers insane? That's like the second car-related post on Tumblr with the amount of hatred literally not seen under any other type of post ever

Yeah the jumping bean makes the car jump over/across

Road rage is so bad because it's the same rage anyone would feel at a computer working wrong, (slow internet, program not doing what you want, whatever), but it raises the stakes to "possibly literally life or death".

Basically it works by containing the power of the mexigan jumping bean to fire the cylanders inside of the wheel hydraulics and create a massive jumping force

If you dont want me pit maneuvering you out the way then get out the way. I dont say this a lot but i am willing to kill to get to my destination half a minute sooner

Just a quick update for you all somebody fucked my car earlier this week they fucked the jumping bean to death thru the exhaust pipe and I need prosecution

Ford dealer told me to go fuck my self upside the head and well most of my body is my head plus another jumpingbean will cost me most of my chatturbate money

I always imagine how inconveniently moist a handshake with a slime person would be. Especially in Nanotrasen. Like. Perpetually sweaty hands.

Not only that but imagine trying to shake their hand after washing your own hands

Saw a Necromancer trying to tempt some random Knight to come visit her tower, curiosity got the better of me so I followed and promptly lost my leg to a Conveniently Placed Man-Eating Plant. She then dragged me to her tower along with the tag-along-Knight and after a long while I finally bled out at which point she reanimated me causing the knight to attack. After a LONG while with escalating situations, the Necromancer had a whole army as the screenshot shows, like a while after this lineup the King's Army attacked us leading to a big and messy fight with both sides getting massive amounts of casualties. There were so many bodies from the living that at some point they just started rising as Mindless Zombies and attacking the remnants of the King's Army. Throughout this whole bit I the Hunter Skeleton shot arrows at the King's Army just not letting them rest at all. Unfortunately Mistress Rose disappeared in the fight and I assumed they were dead so I just paired up with the last remaining Skeleton and attacked the City as a last act of vengeance. The Fighter Skelly and I were both separated from each other and killed by the King's Guards.

My favorite Ion laws are the ones that remove the self-preservation law AI gets, the URGE to tell AI to kill itself every single time that happens is immeasurable.