Hi.

Posting on AO3 is like, I'm doing this for myself, but also immediately refreshing the page every 5 seconds to see if you get any hits comments or kudos. But totally only writing for me.

other cryptozoologists are in it for the fame and glory. me? i'm in it for the sex

fanfiction isn’t enough, I need to chew on him

did you guys know you can enjoy fiction even when you want to kill some of the characters with hammers on account of they are interesting and evocative characters that cause strong emotions and those strong emotions do not always need to be positive. crazy stuff

just got a nice bunch of asks

listen……. ‘my love’ is literally the strongest and greatest pet name in existence. there is literally nothin better than somone callin you that….. especially when things are soft and quiet and they look at you with utter adoration and whisper “what’s the matter, my love??” or “i hope everything is okay with you, my love” like oh my god?? let me marry you already

*sighs wistfully* back in the day they didn't let you make a cartoon without including at least one goth chick. it was black lipstick as far as the eye could see. we didn't know how good we had it.

Forcefully conscripted into the Lord of the Rings Set of '01

“your designer heart still beats with common blood" is such a raw line you'd think it came from shakespeare but actually it's from repo! the genetic opera (2008)

"i would totally survive the apocalypse" -> guy who would die on the spot if he saw unshaved female armpit