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Like I love Naruto and all but I can't help but feel that he was kind of a dick to Sai. I know Sai didn't really leave a great first impression on him and Sakura but even so, Naruto didn't treat him the way he would treat anyone who is willing to try hard to change for better. Even to people who are actually undeserving, i.e, how he's constantly trying to be okay with the kind of choices Sasuke makes and letting go of his dignity to save Sasuke's ass. He is usually very trusting and keeps his heart on his sleeve with anybody. But it took him so long to trust Sai.
Honestly, my man Sai deserved better than Team 7. That team was dysfunctional right from the start.
He's better off with Team Asuma.
Ino did NOT like Sasuke nor Sai because of their looks!
Iām so sick of seeing posts like:Ā āIno had to settle for a Sasuke cloneā,Ā āIno loves Sai only because he looks like Sasuke!ā
There are so many things wrong with these statements, first of all, Sai has only the same hair and eye color as Sasuke, thatās it. Lee also has dark hair and eyes but can you see Ino wanting to be more than friends? No. Only another thing these three have in common is that theyāre great ninjas with exceptional abilities, just like about half of the characters on the show.
If you want to understand SaiIno, you need to understand SasuIno first. Just because the main heroine likes him becauseĀ of his looks doesnāt mean that her rival does the same.
This is one of the earliest encounters between Sasuke and Ino that happened soon after his familyās massacre:
The Sunflower represents FRIENDSHIP! Friendship, positivity and long life, completely unlike Sakuraās confession that was completely based on HERSELF and HER feelings towards him. Tell me is THIS love because of the looks? Donāt think so. She just wanted to be friends at first.
Also, when they were younger:
This hints that Sasuke at least thought about being friends with Ino.
Are THESE signs of look-based love: Crying solely because Sasuke is proclaimed a criminal and will probably die not because doesnāt love her? Again, unlike Sakura.Ā Ā
Seriously, how can ANYONE claim that Ino loves Sasuke only because heās handsome?Ā
She JUST remarked that Sai looks kind like Sasuke, thatās it, she, AGAIN, just wanted to be friends with Sai, she wasnāt even flirty like she usually is.
Also are somebodysĀ that youĀ ālove only because theyāre handsomeā in your biggest wish? Along with yourĀ father being alive?Ā
INO CANāT LOVE SAI BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE SASUKE IF SHE DIDNāT LIKE SASUKE BECAUSE OF HIS LOOKS!
So seriously please stop saying otherwise because itās crap
SHE FOUGHT FOR HIM
AND SHE SAVED HIM
She basically made a robot feel emotions, thatās love folks.
Btw Iām sure Sasuke would be at least a bit better if he chose to give her a chance.
Could you do headcanons for shinji and rose's reactions when seing again their s/o from when they were still captains in fake karakura town, with some emotional drama? xD I really like your writing!
Of course! I hope thereās enough implied drama, but I think these two wouldnāt make TOO much of a scene in fake Karakura town tbh.
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He would be extremely curious to check for his s/oās reiatsu signature before the battle, but wouldnāt try to confront them until after (he checks for the signature whenever new shinigami are assigned to Karakura town but tries to act like he isnāt hopeful about his s/o for the full 100 years).
Heāll track his s/o down, but act like he just so happened to be walking by them. Conveniently but with a weird, nervous spring in his step. His s/o will notice him and call out absolutely SHOCKED. (If they donāt notice the first time, heāll walk by multiple times).
Theyāll share a look and gravitate toward one another. Just when things start to look dramatic and romantic, heāll pull an ugly face, especially if his s/o started crying. (āOi, Iām not that ugly nowadays, s/o.ā)
Heāll keep with the lighthearted jabs and aloof attitude until he hears the information he wants: His s/o missed him so much, canāt believe heās alive, isnāt in a relationship, ect. (āWhatācha gonna tell your new squeeze when they see ya crying over me, s/o?ā) He keeps the tone of the reunion frustratingly light at first, for his own sake. (If his s/o has moved on, he doesnāt want to be vulnerable about it. He wants to be able to move on with a couple mean spirited pot shots and be sulky without giving his past s/o the knowledge of just how much it hurt. I just canāt see this gremlin allowing himself to be too dramatic about it; heās gotta save face.)
Heāll get a bit somber with his s/o and say āI missed you, yāknow, s/o?ā in a serious tone and pull on their shihakusho sleeve like he used to until they were hugging him and he feels genuinely comforted in a way he really needed after the battle, especially with Hiyori being unconscious. And maybe heāll let himself get a bit fierce in his hold of them and be a bit tearful too, because itās been 100 years and his cynical ass assumed the worst.
Rose Otoribashi
As a romantic idealist, he would absolutely keep his s/o close to his heart and dream about the day he can see them again. (Not quite to the level of putting up a garish poster of them like Isshin but, had it been another 100 years, maybe).
He would definitely want to run off to his s/o before the battle started, but would be held back by his fellow vizards.
When the battle is over, heād go straight to his s/o and dramatically announce that he was alive with probably a kiss on the hand and a caress of the cheek.
Heāll go to his s/o and be straightforward about asking if theyāre still devoted to him, because he canāt bear to think that they arenāt. (If his s/o has āforsakenā him, he would probably start a bit of a tiff about it, because heās been pining after his s/o for 100 years and he wouldnāt be able to withhold his disappointment. I donāt know if heād start a dramatic shouting match in the middle of an army of soul reapers, but itād be a near thing. A champagne glass would be thrown against the ground and someone would get slapped before hiding their face behind a fan in SPIRIT.)
His usual grandiose charm is deflated. Heās a little less āmy dearā and a little more āmy s/o, my absolute love, my burning lightā. Heād seem really desperate and needy (think how Shunsui Kyoraku jokingly pines after the women in his life but NOT lighthearted or joking at all).
Heād fly from subject from subject, rapid fire, in an attempt to catch up with his s/o. He would absolutely need a sound kiss and a reminder that they have forever to catch up. (No, he wouldnāt fight in public that much, but would he gather his s/o in his arms and ravish them and worship them with words, not caring that people look scandalized? Yes, this is Rose and heās hear to live out his novel worthy romance).
He would absolutely carry off his s/o to the vizards and preen with them in his arms, probably cry from happiness a bit, and want to impress them with his very modern, earthly fashion and belongings.
I love your writing so much! Can I request some headcannons on how ChÅ«ya and Dazai would be with a shy s/o but not in a way where itās rude or off putting. Or how they would react to people taking advantage to their s/o kindness? I know itās kinda broad but Iāll let you play with it and be creative. Thanks in advance! Keep up the great work :)
[Ahhh, shyness. The bane of my existence. I swear so many people think I'm rude and arrogant, while in reality, I'm just...shy :(]
Dazai
To Dazai, your shyness is rather endearing.
Seeing you blush with downcast eyes is hands down the cutest thing he's ever seen in his life.
Loves to fluster you with seemingly 'innocent' gestures like leaning in a little too close, putting his arm on the wall behind you, or wiping off something from your lip.
Your shyness has never once struck him as rude or arrogant. He understands where you're coming from.
While meeting new people, he holds your hand reassuringly. If you feel uncomfortable, he would even do all the talking himself because he understands you don't always want to initiate conversation or other gestures.
The guy is a flirt to his very bones, and making you blush with his sappy or risque words is his absolute favourite.
Dazai can get a little...hands-y at times. His hands would come rest on your waist, before slowly sliding down your thighs while backing you into a wall.
"What's wrong, (y/n)?" He'd whisper casually into your ear.
He would tilt your chin up with his hand and make you look at him, before smirking and leaving you there, dazed, confused, and flustered.
He knows what this does to you, and seeing your face turn beet red because of him fills him with pride and amusement.
God help whoever tries to take advantage of your meek nature. Dazai would never resort to physically harming them, he doesn't need to. He's got other, much scarier methods of making people back off.
Your shyness was part of the reason he was attracted to you in the first place, and he would never want to force you to change that aspect of yourself.
"You compliment me so well, my belladonna. The yin to my yang."
Chuuya
The fact that you're shy has never bothered Chuuya.
He loves how he can make you blush so easily, brushing your cheek with his hand or even just tucking your hair behind your ear.
Loves making innuendos just to see your flustered face.
Holding your hand in public serves the double purpose of putting you at ease as well as making unwanted people back off.
You're quiet by nature, and he understands that. You never have to justify your shyness to him.
Calls you all sort of pet names just to see which one embarrasses you the most.
Your nature is filled with kindness and docility, which sometimes leads people to take undue advantage of you. If Chuuya finds out (which he usually does), he forces the person to make it right, no matter how extreme the means he uses have to be.
You might come off as rude or stuck up to other people because of your shyness, but Chuuya knows that isn't the case. He understands that you're just that. Shy.
He's not the best at expressing feelings, and neither are you. So sometimes, that makes for the silliest of arguments.
Still, there's not a single thing about you that he would ever change. Not your shyness, not your kindness, absolutely nothing.

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Can we just take a second to imagine this situation happening before every Ino-Shika-Cho training? They all gather around, and then the moms disagree on a small and irrelevant issue, and a screaming match starts. Ino usually has an issue with Karuiās viewpoint on the childrenās training. Temari tries to be the calm one, but ends up arguing just as well. Shikamaru naturally knows when a tactical retreat is called for, and is the first one to leave the war zone, and tries to drag his wife along with him. Sai tries being a diplomat and it ends up being a disaster so grand that Chouji has no other option but yell to calm the situation. And you just know that the kids are enjoying this somewhere.
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Why Shikadai is Not a Shikamaru Clone
Over a hundred episodes in and I still see people call Shikadai a Shikamaru clone, even though heās shown otherwise. I know Iāve talked about this topic dozens of times before, but I decided to just compile the list of reasons into this text post. Since Shikadai is only a Genin now, I will be comparing him to Genin Shikamaru.
1) His Eyes
Letās start with the obvious. āYou look just like your father. Except your eyes, you have your motherās eyes.ā Sounds familiar? Just like Harry Potter, Shikadai inherited Temariās beautiful teal eyes. This alone sets him apart from the rest of the Naras, who all have dark brown eyes. I would argue and say his facial structure is more like Temariās but Iāll focus on the more obvious feature. His green eyes enhance his already pretty face so it may be one of the reasons why he is popular with the girls (though this was stated only in Steam Ninja Scrolls), which Shikamaru never got to be at his ageš
2) He is NOT a Genius
The gif isnt connected to the topic, but have fun looking at Nara āI beg for your forgivenessā Shikadaiš Letās continue on with the obvious.
While Shikadai may be smarter than most of his peers, he is no genius. He still spends a lot of time trying to master shogi, which Shikamaru got the hang of just by reading the rule book. And while he is a good strategist, he cannot think 200 steps ahead unless he knows his opponent really well. For example, he could beat Boruto time and time again because he is aware of the otherās fighting strategy, skills, and usual attacks.
3) Heās No Cloud-Watcher
Maybe itās a sign of the times, but Shikadai was never once shown to watch the clouds. Instead, he is an avid gamer who would escape Temariās watchful eyes in order to play with his friends. In Shikamaru Shinden, he seemed rather passionate about gaming, even going out of his way to teach Shikamaru about it.
4) He Has More Motivation
Iām telling yāall now, the pics you see above is not the only examples of Shikadai having more motivation than Genin Shikamaru ever did. Iāve mentioned these more times than I can count, but:
1) The fact that he trained like crazy in order to create a new jutsu which could defeat Boruto in the Chunin Exams
2) Heās aware of his weaknesses and always trying to find ways to improve himself
3) He asked Temari to teach him Wind Style, so that he can add more āpawnsā which will benefit the Nara Clan.
4) Generally, he always wants to do better than he already can.
When you compare him to Genin Shikamaru, who was always moaning about how everything is so troublesome, youāll really appreciate Shikadaiās efforts and hard work. Plus, Shikadai actually wanted to participate in the Chunin Exam, which is more than what I can say about lazy and unmotivated Shikamaruš
5) Heās Competitive
I started by saying heās more competitive but realized that wasnāt rightābecause Shikamaru was NEVER competitive. Observe these two pictures:
āOh look, both father and son gave up on their match. Omg theyāre really clones huh.ā WRONG. I spoke about this in detail before and since Iām lazy Iām gonna copy paste what I said right here: āShikamaru gave up just as he was on the verge of winning because of some bs reason like running low on chakra, when he couldāve just bonked Temariās head with her own fan and won. The real reason he gave up was because he had no motivation to continue on, he didnāt care if he made Chunin or not. In fact, he didnāt even want to participate in the first placeš¤·š»āāļø But Shikadai gave up because he saw no way of escaping Borutoās clones. To put it simply, he had no choice but to give up. He didnāt want to throw in the towel, but his logical mind knew there was no way out. But even so, he hated losing.ā And really, why else would he invent a new jutsu if he didnt want to beat Boruto? Compare Shikamaruās expression to Shikadaiās: Shikamaru looked fed up and was determined to give up. Did he look like he give a frick if he made Chunin or not? Nah, I bet he was more concerned about going to bed or watching the clouds. While Shikadai looked resigned, which meant he didnt want to but he had to. Simple as that.
Letās not forget that he asked Temari to train him in Wind style and he said he wanted to focus more on just the Nara clan jutsu.
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"Tsukiko" Itama's voice shook as he focused on something below the tree we were sitting in. I followed his gaze to see a small group of Uchihas; at that moment I knew that we were in trouble.
I helplessly looked at Itama, not knowing what we should do. If we stay they would definitely see us eventually but if we move they'll hear us.
"Itama, we have to make a run for it" I whispered in a panic.
"But Tsukiko" his eyes were shifting looking at the trees around us. Finally, he realized that it was the only way out. "Ok" he grabs my hand and we start leaping tree to tree.
The Uchihas below quickly noticed the two children. "Up there" one of them announced.
I look back to see three pairs of red eyes. "Itama hurry" I look back forward towards Itama who was still holding my hand and guiding the way.
"Hashirama Nii-san should be ahead guarding our territory. We just have to make it there" Itama reassures. It was odd to see Itama lead the way; he was always such a timid and gentle boy.
"Itama, we're almost there" I could see the Denny territory approaching.
As we approached the Uchihas retreated, knowing that they would be outnumbered if they perused any further. We reached the ground and our knees instantly gave in. Both of us were on all fours, gasping for air.
"Itama" a voice boomed. Itama who was on all fours beside me was suddenly picked up by his shirt so that he was now standing. I look up to see his Father, Butsuma Senju. Tears started to form in Itama's eyes. Maybe they were from being overwhelmed from our near-death experience or maybe they were from being in the presence of his angry father. "What were you doing out there?" his father questioned.
"Tsukiko and I were just playing" Itama tried to explain himself but was quickly struck by his father's hand.
"Itama" I gasped. I knew there was nothing I could do for him in this situation. His father was the Senju clan leader and I was only from a small clan who had a peace treaty with the Senju and resided with them.
"From now on you will be out there fighting alongside your brothers. If you have time to play around and risk your life you have the time to fight and risk your life for the clan." his father finished and then walked away.
Itama and I stayed still.
From that moment on Itama and I rarely saw one another. He was busy fulfilling his duties as a shinobi and I attempt to try to enhance my medical-nin abilities. However, a few months later the news reached the village that Itama was killed. I was broken. My best friend was killed and I couldn't help but think that it was y fault since I was the reason he was thrown out to fight. I was the one who wanted to go out and I play that day, Itama only went along since I wanted to.
"Tsukiko" my mother opened the door to my room. "Why don't you go out? It's been weeks and you can't go on like this. Why don't you collect some berries alongside the border?"
I took the basket and went so that my mother wouldn't pester me anymore. Walking down the village I could feel the eyes of the other villagers following me, the whispers wouldn't stop. I knew that they were gossiping about me and how I was the reason, but all I could do was put my head down and walk.
"Tsukiko-chan" I hear someone from behind call. I look back to see Hashirama running towards me and Tobirama following behind. "What're you doing?"
"Just going to pick some berries," I said looking at the floor. I was too ashamed to look at Hashirama in the eyes.
"Are you ok?" He squats down to try to get a better view of my face.
"I'm sorry" I confessed. "It's my fault"
"Tsukiko," he said sternly. "It is not your fault. The adults are the ones who caused this not you"
"You're wrong" Tobirama finally spoke as he stood beside his brother. "Itama and Tsukiko were at fault and those were the consequences for their actions. Itama was my brother but he was weak"
"Tobirama!" Hashirama snapped. "Tsukiko, I'm so sorry. Tobirama we're going"
I bowed to the two as they set off.
"I should be the one who's sorry," I said to myself, watching them walk off.
At that moment watching Tobirama walk off I knew that I had to do something. I was going to prove to him that we were not weak. I was going to be more than just a medical-nin, but a kunoichi who's strength nobody could deny.
āāāāāāāāāā-
After year I finally get to return home. Although I have never truly been to Konoha I know that Hashirama has probably built a beautiful village.
"Excuse me, but do you know where the Hokage's office is?" I stopped and asked one of the villagers.
"It's over in that direction" I looked at where the lady was pointing to see a large building and Hashirama's face carved into the mountain. I couldn't help but smile, it was so like him to do something like that.
"Thank you" I bowed and set off to see Hashirama to inform him on my return. For some reason I was nervous to see Hashirama. Years ago I left the Senju territory abruptly without any goodbyes. I know led on the door not knowing what kind of reaction to expect once I entered.
"You May enter" Hashirama spoke from the other side. I opened the door and sheepishly smiled. Hashirama looked at me confused. It was clear that he did not recognize me. Although I do not blame him. When I left I was only a young girl.
"Hello" I greet him with a bow. "I'm Tsukiko and-".
"Tsukiko-chan?!" Hashirama shot up from his seat, wide eyed in disbelief. "You've grown so much" he walks around his desk to pull me into a hug. "How have you been? What can I do for you?" He pulls me out of a hug but still has his arms on my shoulders.
"I've been great actually" I answer. Hashirama sighs in relief and walks back to his seat. "I actually want to be a Konoha Shinobi" I confess.
"Of course, you want to be a medical-nin right?"
"Actually, I've gone away from medical jutsu. I want to be on the regular force" I explained, slightly embarrassed.
"Oh?" Hashirama raised an eyebrow. "Well Tsukiko, I have no problem with that since I have complete faith in you but I'd like to start you off in a team"
"That's perfect". All I wanted was to show everyone how strong I have gotten. Being in a team is the perfect way to show that.
"Alrighty" he clapped his hands together. "Tomorrow be at the gates by dawn."
"Of course. Thank you"
Hashirama gave me the keys and directions to the apartment he had prepared in anticipation for my return. That night I could not get a wink of sleep. Eventually, I gave up on trying to sleep and got ready early. It was still fairly dark outside, the village was very unfimiloar to me but something about it gave me a warm feeling, as if this had always been my home.
"Maybe I should go practice" I say to myself and walk to the nearest wooded area. As I approach the forested area, I could hear the sound of kunais hitting a target. Out of curiosity I climb up one of the trees to get a better view of the person. It was amazing. Throw after throw the man hit the centre of the target. I was quickly brought off of my day dream as I notice a kunai flying my was. Thankfully, I was able to dodge it and it hit right beside me.
"Who's there?" The man asked. It was too dark to see him clearly but he seemed to be a lot bigger than I was.
I jump out of the tree and landed crouched down. "I'm sorry" I say standing up straight. "I was just here to practice but then I noticed that someone else was also practicing. I just got curious"
The man stepped out from the shadows of the trees and into the sole spot where the moonlight hit. That's when I realized I knew this man. I could recognize that silver hair anywhere.
"Tobirama-san" I say stepping into the light as well.
"You are?" His voice was still as mono-toned as ever.
"Tsukiko."
"I see. Well, I'll let you be then. I have to be off anyway" he coldly turns around and walks away.
I couldn't believe him. That was possibly the worst case scenario reaction in my mind. There was no hint of emotion in that mans face, but I'm not sure what else I expected from him. If only he knew how much his words back then had impacted me; how because of them I vowed to become stronger.
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