We Are All Human Fucking Act Like It

sold some geese today and they garden eel’d on their way out

Based on this twilight edit (superman pregnant version on Twitter)

step five: years later, you keep a glass of water on your bed side stand. not such a strange sight. however, it is the cat's glass of water. she loves it. she drinks from it, she sleeps beside it on the bed next to your pillow to jealously guard it from harm, she cries when the level gets too low and she can't cram her little head in far enough to reach the water. when overnight guests are there you have to explain that even if they are parched in the night, they don't wanna drink the glass of water, because that is the cat's glass of water.

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These were in the Rowcroft hospice charity shop in Totnes, in Devon, UK.