fuckin' done

The sounds oh no

i’m weak.

im screaming!!

The Curious Case of May Parker

oh my god

everyone needs to see this video at least once in their life

I think my favorite thing about dogs is that they can, in fact, perceive the tone/mood of music, just as they can with human voices.

The goodest of boys… also the grooviest

“I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement” is my new go-to pickup line

I FUCKIN HATE/LOVE THIS

I freakin love off the wall illuminati theories

“Off the wall”. Vans. Vans off the wall. Vans are also cars. Who drives vans? Creeps. Whos creepy? Slenderman. Slenderman wears a suit, so Natalia Kills would dissaprove. “Natalia Kills” has three A’s in it. a triangle has three sides. This post is illuminati confirmed.

I’m so happy tbh

You just proved it again. “I’m so happy tbh” has 12 letters in it. It also has 4 words. Guess what 12 divided by 4 is? That’s right- it’s 3. A triangle has 3 sides. Checkmate. Illuminati confirmed yet again. This is too easy.

With all the billionaires in the world, it’s disappointing no one has attempted becoming Batman yet.

OMFG THIS IS ME TALKING TO BABIES

im obsessed w this video

Omfg u think this is funny without sound fucking turn it on i beg of u im laughjng sohard icangbreatheee

I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong

This is so satisfying.

“Just magnets, dude”