You’re A Pearly Mermaid

pro tip, u do not have any banter about chip cards that your cashier hasn’t already heard just do not say anything about the chip to your poor cashier, if u even think about saying “it’s different everywhere you go!” theyll hope u die

don’t ever banter with a cashier. they want you to die as soon as you walk in

being on register is like playing a game where youve heard all the possible dialogue already and youre just smashing buttons so the dialogue goes away faster

this image is probably the most accurate visual representation of the United States education system

When your hair is wavy/curly sometimes there is a fine line between “messy romantic waves” and “evil witch who lives in the woods.”

When your hair is fine and straight there’s a fine line between “sleek and elegant” and “weasel dipped in grease”

marvel where’s my ten minute video of thor teaching earth etiquette to the asgardians???

I will never stop reblogging this every single time it reappears on my dash

I need to snort a fucking line of self confidence

i love replying mood instead of having an opinion or something

Accept that you’ll sometimes be the bad guy in someone else’s story. Grow from it, forgive yourself, and move on.

I’m such a slut for thunderstorms