A Fucked up Mineblr

my og hermitcraft ad post with @iviprism’s addition: has charts to figure out which hermits you might vibe with

the official hermitcraft website where you can find links to all active members and their youtube/twitch channels

You don't know much, only remembering your death and all that has come after. You don't know how long you have been like this, but you know every time you see a player or fellow villager you feel pangs of hunger the likes no one other than your zombie brethren could understand. This is your way of life. Eating people when you get the chance and wandering dark areas.

This all stops one day when you see them. It's a player. They drop a leather cap on the ground which you greedily pick up. What a foolish creature. You now are free to walk under the sun without harm coming to you. They continue walking, seemingly not minding the fact that you are following, albeit slowly, to eat their brains. It seems like they keep stopping to make sure you are coming, but you cannot be sure.

When you arrive to your destination, they knock you down into a minecart. You are unable to get up. You swipe at them but they just tsk at you and put a nametag around your neck. It reads "Stonks," whatever that means you don't know. They quickly splash you with a potion that makes you weak. Your eyes widen. They were going to kill you with weakness after making you walk so far. They then hurriedly shove a golden apple in your mouth when you snap at them with your teeth. It's delicious.

Slowly you feel yourself changing back. The process to become alive again is so much more painful than the process to die, but you are thankful. When they come to trade with you, of course after giving you the supplies to do a job, you give them great deals.

When they come home with another Zombie Villager, you look at them with amazement. They will probably be saved too, and then you will have another friend. When the other villager is saved, you immediately bond, and later down the line get married and have children.

After several children, about 6, your savior then brings in a zombie. You are terrified. They were your protector were they not? Why were they causing you such distress and why were they allowing the zombie to bite into your tender villager flesh?

You could feel yourself turning again. You knew that when you were turned you would not remember any of this, and you would just grin at your so called protector, and offer them deals and wares aplenty. You would forget your partner and children and the process would probably start for them too.

Your memories slowly fade, and when you feel yourself be fully mindless once more, you are splashed again and given another golden apple. The pain starts once more and you turn again.

Use MS paint and zoom in all the way. Then use the shapes tool and the thinnest drawing thickness to make shapes. This will help you create “plans” of a sort, for layouts and stuff. It especially helps for drawing circles and suchlike.

Here I’m using it to draw a series of concentric circles for a project I’m working on.

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Improved cave generation

caves will esentially generate differently from now on. they will be adding biomes to caves, along with set water levels

improved terrain generation

mountains will generate more realistically, and have a tree line. It was not pictured but they are also adding the snowier snow, or powder snow. the block will look identical to normal snow but you will fall through the block.

lush caves

The lush caves are a cave biome featuring new plants and mobs:

glow berries- a light source and is also edible

spore blossom- a giant pink flower that sticks to the ceiling and emits particles

dripleaf plant- a large plant with leaves that you can walk on. if you stand on the leaves too long they start to bend, and you slide off.

azaleas- flower bushes, i am not sure which features they have as i dont remember them mentioning it

dripstone caves

this cave biome has giant stalagmites and stalactites. they fall when the block they are on is broken and entities die when they land on them.

amethyst geodes

copper and telescopes

copper is a new ore that can be found in veins. the blocks oxidize over time when left out. you can also craft telescopes with copper.

wardens, axolotls, and goats

these are the main new mobs they announced in minecraft live besides the glow squid

wardens- hostile mobs that roam around in caves. i presume that they track you based off of vibrations (?) they are also very powerful. wardens can kill a player in full netherite armour in two hits i think they're extremely overpowered)

axolotls- found in lush cave ponds. they can be put in a bucket. i think you can also tame them in some way? but i am not sure. they attack elder guardians.

goats- they spawn in mountain biomes. they can jump really high and also butt into entities and players.

skulk family

the bundle

this is like a little bag that can stack different kinds of items in one slot in your inventory, they introduced it to help keep inventories clean. i am assuming they have similar mechanics to shulker boxes bc it shows them moving the bundles into chests etc.

an archeology system (?)

you use a brush to find little pottery shards. they are very fragile and break if you arent careful. the shards can be arranged onto a clay pot and then fired.

lastly, this was not an announced feature but i noticed it was in the preview for the warden. it appears that they made candles are place-able light source in game which i think looks really cool :D

SAKURAI PUT STEVE IN THE GAME