i hate when songs are like 2 minutes and 46 seconds long. bro where are you going i was just getting to know you

NOW I AM BECOME AVOIDANT. DESTROYER OF POTENTIAL CONNECTIONS

testosterone should be sold by the gallon for cheap at every costco. a buck fifty. like the hot dog

you are not immune to BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

does anyone wnt to turn into a creature with me. it does have to be weird btw

Whatever you're expecting, you're wrong.

it’s gotta piss beavers off that after millions of years of evolution specifically catered to the act of building a dam, humans just fucking dunk on em

Meat erasure.

Can a pro piracy girl and a pro physical media boy really fall in love

Yeah she pirates it and he converts it to physical media it's a match made in heaven and they're t4t also

someone copy pasted he

rereading my own writing is just a constant fluctuation between "damn, girl, you wrote this? (affectionate)" and "damn, girl, you wrote this? (derogatory)"

I am also “damn, girl, you wrote this? (forgetful)”