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💋 JOSEPH SUGG

✓ JOSEPH SUGG 

☁ JOSEPH SUGG

Interrogate my muse!

“Joe, Joe, Joe Sugg”

"Oh my God, it's that one, that YouTube turned famous singer! Troye Sivan!"

“Your middle name should just be stubborn at this point.”

"I don't know what Graham actually means so it could mean that, you never know."

“This doesn’t scream dick to you? You’re continuing that no one told you, and I still don’t see why it was important? It doesn’t matter? Really? I think we’ve got two different ideas of what does or doesn’t matter, Joe.”

"Can't you just drop it? Like, I don't care. It doesn't matter. I don't know why I asked."

“Only when you’re being a dick. And why’s that? Why’s it so important that you needed to know if I was coming or not?”

"I'm not! And because we usually know each other's every move but this time apparently nobody thought it important to let me know you were joining. You know what, Caspar, it doesn't even matter."

“Within two seconds I’ve wanted to punch you today, so there’s that. If you don’t want this to be a Jaspar thing, we can totally not speak Joseph.”

"It's good to know that I inspire these impulses in you. And that's definitely not what I said. I would have liked to know that you would be joining."

“Like what?”

"I don't know. You don't go quiet. Caspar Lee always has something to say, so go on. Out with it."

"Say something?"

“You okay? You’re never this fumbly over words. And I didn’t know it mattered where I went?”

"I'm fine, Caspar. I just didn't realise that this was a Jaspar thing."

“That didn’t sound too excited to see me. Management mostly. Anything else we don’t have to get into.”

"I just... I didn't really expect you to... I wasn't told you would be joining."

“When you put the camera in their face and they start screaming? Are you screaming at cameras, Sugg?”

"Caspar... What are you doing here?"