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I seemed to have misplaced my ex-husband. You haven’t seen him have you? Though honestly, I don’t know why I’m surprised, it’s not like I could find him any easier when we were married. But no matter.. I hear there’s a free open bar here, and I plan to use it wisely. Kindly point me in the direction, darling?

How long had it been? Not this year anyway and you lot still haven’t managed to score Spider-Man? What am I not paying you for? I missed you all too much so I’m back for forever. I hope you’re good with commitment. So. To save me eavesdropping on everyones conversations, who wants to tell me what the deal is? People shagging left, right and centre? Oh, I’m Imogen, by the way. Don’t worry, I’m not like this all the time. Sometimes, I’m worse.

Y’know, it’s kind of weird celebratin’ my birthday without Phil around for once... well, wouldn’t even call it celebrating but cheers, I guess. ...Got any recommendations for a good drink...?

The airport lost my damn luggage so if you notice odd bits of clothing going missing then... yeah, it’s probably me. Sorry.

I feel like I missed this place more than I realized I would but god damn, it felt good to get the hell out of this place. I feel like it is probably safe to say that nothing has changed in the time I've been gone which is kind of sad. Now even amidst my missing the place and the drama that happens (like, seriously, who has slept with who?), it's obvious my face has been missed because you’d be crazy not to miss me. 

Hey, guys.