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They wanted a Weapon. Well, they fucking got it.

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hijacked-heaven

was supposed to come home and write but all i wanna do is draw yaoi

hijacked-heaven

anyway

tech did most of this yesterday but i will finish it… eventually

voidsentprinces

Bless this man.

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wreegis

there was an incident at work today

blumineck

The Odyssey if the suitors were competent…

Go Check out Neet- she’s awesome (her socials are at the bottom of the linked page if you want to see some of the training videos for this and other silliness)

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kasai-yagi

Wait, there’s physical copies of Fallout Equestria? That’d have to be massive.

snakegirllovehandles

The first run was five hardbacks of progressively increasing girth. The stack is hefty, but the books are comfortable. Each chapter has chapter art too, which I consider a plus in all fantasy books.

Later runs were single-book softcover monstrosities. I think I saw another five-volume hardback run recently, but I’m not deeply involved in the fandom anymore.

gayestgen

silviadragoness

The second print run was two volumes, hardback, with jackets. Dunno about any subsequent runs.

I still think the 5-volume split was the best option. It’s a big damn story.

(For anyone who hasn’t read it: yes, that’s a functional replica of the main character’s go-to weapon. No, I didn’t customize it like that; I bought it from the person who did.)

sexhaver

anon PLEASE tell me your teacher is the author of this

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the-hittite

Ok, I Kind of hate that I know this, but I’m pretty sure that anon’s teacher did NOT write the books the others are showing off. He wrote the darker, edgier and somehow even longer fanfic OF that fanfic called Project Horizons.

Original Fallout Equestria was written by someone known as Kkat who I’m 90% sure is a woman and the story only has some PG-13ish scenes at worst (you know, aside from the violence and gore that comes with a Fallout setting.) Project Horizons was written by a guy known as Somber, who I remember him mentioning in the post-chapter notes that he got fired for failing the wrong student once and the fic itself includes multiple explicit sex scenes.

antique-scarecrow

it’s important to me u know what the 3rd printing looks like. please note the gilded pages

legalizememes

one of tumblr’s secret trump cards is its ability to deliver absolutely OBLITERATING gut punches like this post without any context or warning whatsoever

messsssmer

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

fireknightqueelign

thy mother

messsssmer

Art thou for fucking real

infectiouspiss

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

infectiouspiss

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me

infectiouspiss

"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.

saibraeus

Haurchie deserves better than whatever I drew him as so I’ll redraw him someday…. Aymeric too tbh.

tsarina-anadyomene

it really is quite bad for your military to have an image of itself as a warrior class. what you really want is for your soldiers to think of themselves as boring professionals who will fill out a report form if someone gets a little too warrior ethos out there

gsot

drmajalis

derinthescarletpescatarian

War is most effectively planned, fought and managed by people who'd really rather be doing something else.

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hotrodfebreeze

i think soundwave totally hated pax but then they started making out idk

hotrodfebreeze

part 2

louisegluckpdf

obsessed w this. the fact that brennan is quite literally speechless.

rockshitty

I never get tired of this video. The comedic density is off the fucking charts.

empressofsamoyeds

Audio Transcription:

Extract from Dropout’s “Breaking News” episode entitled “True Facts About Grant Anthony O'Brien (Part 2)”

(Grant) Now, here to read my social security number (chuckles) is a field reporter named after the amount of people I performed oral sex on in one night in 2012. (more chuckles)

(Brennan, speechless) …Hello…I'm…"Fifty"?

(Laughs from crew members in the background)

(Lily) In one-

(Brennan) That can’t be right.

(Grant) There… was a party that I went to.

(Laughs from crew members in the background)

(Tao) Whaat?

(Grant) They had parties underneath the supermarket in Brooklyn.

(Laughs from crew members cut by the end of the extract)

have-you-been-here

A powwow, anywhere

Have you been here?

I have been here

I have not been here

Voting ended onAug 22, 2025

isuggestlandback

I suggest you go to a powwow!

isuggestlandback

Yes and no.

Becoming a powwow dancer: closed practice

Attending the powwow, watching the dances, buying a bannock burger and maybe some jewelry or a shiny keychain or something: VERY OPEN

We like it when non Natives come spend time with us. We are friendly and loving people, and there are aspects of our culture that we are willing to share! There are even special dances called intertribals where everyone (yes EVERYONE, including you!!) is invited to come dance.

Powwows are really special. Use your good manners and treat the powwow grounds with respect and you are more than welcome to join us.

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AND BRING CASH

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thatblastedpen

I have! It was a long time ago but it was awesome.

crabanarchy

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

crabanarchy

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

flightsofwonder

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

flightsofwonder

why does this have 85K notes

randomslasher

because we reblogged it instead of cleaning our [x]

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heilos

Glow In The Dark Deadbeat + Deadbeat Shirt Campaign is Live!

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Hey everyone, a new Mystery Skulls Animated makeship campaign has gone live!

This time around we've got a Glow in the Dark Deadbeat plush, as well as a Deadbeat themed shirt! There is also a combo to get both at the same time with a bit of a discount.

The campaign will last from today until Aug 15 @7:00AM CDT, so check it out if you are interested!

herzspalter

G1 Double-sided Charms

Grimlock

Megatron & Starscream

I've been meaning to make shitpost charms for so long, now I just hope they make it in time for TFN!!

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