The Place Where Nothing Happens

This is both spiteful AND practical, because you can’t control whether or not they give you a safe following distance for the speed you’re travelling, but you CAN reduce the speed you both have to travel, having the triple benefit of  A) increasing the likelihood that they’ll have enough time to stop without rear-ending you.  B) lowering the speed of any possible collision and thus the severity and  C) Pissing the fucker the fuck off.

I feel so valid now

My grandpa has the heart of the lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo..

So you’re saying people have to date/have sex with people they don’t want to date/have sex with? Isn’t this what y'all would call rape culture?

No one is obligated to date Transsexuals.

nobodys obligated to date u either but whatever

Finally you get the point! Yay. No one is obligated to date anyone because thats rape culture

im not obligated to date a cis person then

Exactly. You get the idea perfectly. Congrats.

“OH YEA! Well what about if I DO IT BACK!” “Yea actually, that’s ok, too” My favorite kind of interactions

there is no difference between coke, pepsi, doctored pepper, sprites, ginger’s ale, root’s beered, mountain do, all of them. theyre all exactly the same.

hohoho! comparing these other drinks to ginger ale is like sticking you hand in a blender! because in both situations… heh you’ll know soon enough

I got rid of my heart twenty five years ago to make room! (for ginger ale) do not fear though friend! Your reckoning will soon be upon you!

this single post contains enough terrifying energy to power 500 haunted houses for the next twenty years

what if magical girl transformations were just shitty powerpoint transition effects

who brought this back fUC k oFf

one time i was on an old street in glasgow and i made a loud joke about vampires and as i did this beautiful man with long hair on the other side of the street made direct eye contact with me and then ten minutes later he walked by again and looked at me and I still count that on my list of the five closest times I’ve ever come to dying

Emily, we’re coming for you 

sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second*