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@that-turtle-anon
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TURTLE !!! HIIIII !!!!!!

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Have a loaded shot gun!!
-@that-turtle-anon
Oh wow! Thanks!
>:3
the sequel
How would you rate your kidnapablity out of 10? -@that-turtle-anon
Like a 2? Why are you asking this, turtle?
How upset would you be if I were to kidnap your past-self? -@that-turtle-anon
Well, I'd be quite upset. Please do not kidnap my past selves.
@time-travel-zane-julien @primeempirezane-irl watch out, friends.
Turtle has already questioned me on how kidnappable I am. Naively, I answered him. Jay was right, I can be gullible to nice strangers
T^T
Ah... I answered honestly too. We are quite kidnappable, it is quite unfortunate.

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How upset would you be if I were to kidnap your past-self? -@that-turtle-anon
Well, I'd be quite upset. Please do not kidnap my past selves.
@time-travel-zane-julien @primeempirezane-irl watch out, friends.
I will make sure to keep an eye out, thank you for the warning! Please do not kidnap me, turtle anonymous asker. :(
No promises! :D
Who would hypothetically want to commit arson with me whose name isn't Lloyd?
Can I join?! :D
Sure, hypothetically.
Yay! :D
Who would hypothetically want to commit arson with me whose name isn't Lloyd?
Can I join?! :D
@colebrookstone-irl
lloyd and i arent getting ice cream for a bit longer, wanna hang out?
Pleaseee
Feel like crao and want cuddles :((
are you in my room? im coming over from the tv room
Yeah nehehth
I took over ur bed :3
oh no! such a terrible thing to happen! my hot boyfriend in my room!
oh what will i ever do?!
/sarc
Dhajehe you'll give me love and affection that I shall give in return cuz you lov me that's what :3
that was never up for debate babe
YAY! best bf ever <33
<3 i am not the best bf ever tho
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Ship it! :D
Hello Pixal! :D
How would you rate Zane's kidnapableity on a scale of one to ten?! :D
-@that-turtle-anon
I do not think I should answer that kind of question, though if he were kidnapped I would be sure to free him as soon as possible.
Do I need to start keeping an eye out for any turtles in the monastery?
Maybe.... Maybe not....

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Hello! :D
How would you rank you kidnapable on a scale of one to ten?! :D
-@that-turtle-anon
... 8
Thank you! Your feedback has been noted! :D
Hello youngest Zane! :D How you would rank your kidnapableity out of 10?! :D
-@that-turtle-anon
Hello there, turtle anonymous asker! I don't think I'm very kidnappable? I have not been kidnapped before. Can I rate myself a two?
Thank you for your feed back! :D
It has been noted! :D
Hello detective! :D
-@that-turtle-anon
hello!! Ω©(ΰΉβα΄βΰΉ)ΫΆ
I said as I greeted the nice stranger-
How kidnappble are you on a scale from one to ten? :D
I pause was the question dawned on me
Umβ¦I would say a 5, Jay says Iβm rather gullible
That number will probably change, Pixal and Nya have been updating my social cue programming οΌοΌΎΞ½οΌΎοΌ
Thank you for your feed back! It has been noted! :D
β¦something tells me I should not have answered that question
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Hello detective! :D
-@that-turtle-anon
hello!! Ω©(ΰΉβα΄βΰΉ)ΫΆ
I said as I greeted the nice stranger-
How kidnappble are you on a scale from one to ten? :D
I pause was the question dawned on me
Umβ¦I would say a 5, Jay says Iβm rather gullible
That number will probably change, Pixal and Nya have been updating my social cue programming οΌοΌΎΞ½οΌΎοΌ
Thank you for your feed back! It has been noted! :D
Hello detective! :D
-@that-turtle-anon
hello!! Ω©(ΰΉβα΄βΰΉ)ΫΆ
I said as I greeted the nice stranger-
How kidnappble are you on a scale from one to ten? :D

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I like to kill people with kindness! Which is why I named my sledgehammer Kindness! :D
If you're not a ninja then why do you host "Most Ultimate Extreme Ninja Challenge Ever"?
-@that-turtle-anon
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EX ninja?
So, you flunked out?
An ex ninja shouldn't run an ninja show?
I DIDNT FLUNK OUT I QUIT THERES A DIFFERENCE
A RETIRED one could. and technically, i am. really early retirement.
You got to old and the job became too hard?
It's okay to admit these things Jay.