i eat a lot of bread because it’s soft and i deserve it. also i am gorgeous

I would die for that little fucking clown bear please let me die for that little bear

i love it when people say “must you?” both because it makes me feel like i’m in a period drama and because yes, i absolutely must

Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.

tempting

if you read this you have a crush on me

yall remember taking “am i gay” quizzes when you were 11

“I bring word from the swamp prince, the old pacts shall be honored, muster your forces at first light…”

Thy literally think all we doin all day is playin candy crush

because that’s the only thing baby boomers know how to do on a phone

I can’t erase my trauma but I sure as fuck can cut my hair at 3am