Comfortably Cryptid

Romeo and Juliet retelling but it's a married couple who are planning to carve time out of their busy schedules to go out together, but she decides to take a little nap to try to get more energy to stay up later, and when he finds her asleep he assumes she's gone to bed for real so he goes all the way to sleep (I'm talking sleep mask + vaporub + white noise + melatonin, or whatever routine people do for a REALLY good sleep) and when she wakes up from her nap and finds him out cold she just goes to bed too. Tragic 😔

Sitting at work, kinda sleepy, wishing I was pressing my girlcock against someone so they feel what I want to do.

hey if you still support ICE? fuck you and everything you stand for.

oh to have a pretty girl under me whining n whimpering as i fuck her with a toy that's just a bit too big for her

hiii i wanna be more of a slut for trans women so reblog this post if ur ok with unsolicited tit photos in ur msgs :3

sex is actually what hangs from the ceiling whereas gender is what grows upwards from the ground

Titties with hickies, amiright?